YOU MAY LAUGH, BUT WE BET HIS INSURANCE RATES GO UP
(Thanks to, among others, Jennifer Jolley, Cheryl Howard, Annie Where-but-here, and Siouxie)
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The wife must have been a bit surprised too.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 29, 2008 at 10:44 AM
That's an unconscionable mis-diagnosis. He doesn't need pain pills until the delivery.... and again when the kid goes to college...
Posted by: Will | September 29, 2008 at 10:54 AM
I just can't keep track of this in vitro artificial insemination surrogate mother stuff.
What I'd like to know is who's the father?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 29, 2008 at 11:04 AM
And he thought passing a stone was bad. PS: never wear a condom inside out.
Posted by: Papadonpreach | September 29, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Well, that would be a "key" factor in my having a "stroke" if I were him!
Posted by: Diva | September 29, 2008 at 11:56 AM
YAY!! Annie got posted!
Posted by: Siouxie, channeling Ricky | September 29, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Vocabulary lesson for Mr. Pippen:
1) Dilation
2) Epidural
3) Episiotomy
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 29, 2008 at 01:30 PM
"spit out the wrong discharge"
'splains a lot.
Posted by: Cat R | September 29, 2008 at 06:07 PM