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A little helium and a jetpack, and gramps can get rid of that silly stairlift.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 25, 2008 at 03:40 PM
He looks very uncomfortable...The location of the securing strap looks way too dangerous for men!
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 25, 2008 at 03:41 PM
That might really work. Hmm...
Posted by: Elon Weintraub | September 25, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Fall forward and you are SOL. Okay.
Posted by: Emmett Flatus | September 25, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Mr. Sulu?
Posted by: Diva | September 25, 2008 at 03:43 PM
Honey?? Does this personal airbag make my butt look big??
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2008 at 03:50 PM
Woof! "Snorks schnauzer boogers into my organge juice." Get me away....I ain't wearin' that.
Posted by: whiteschnauzer | September 25, 2008 at 03:55 PM
Looks like an inflatable E.T. is doing him from behind.
(I did NOT say that out loud - you just imagined it)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 25, 2008 at 04:52 PM
When you are so old you have to wear one of those, just be glad to fall down and get it over quickly. Forget that!
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 25, 2008 at 05:07 PM
Personally, I have enough padding in the rear... I might could use that in the front, although I have adequate padding there, too... Not like Punkin' of course, but adequate. And both have been tested unfortunately.
Posted by: Kathybear | September 25, 2008 at 09:40 PM
I might could use that in the front, although I have adequate padding there, too... Not like Punkin' of course, but adequate.
Posted by: Dll | March 17, 2009 at 03:28 AM
Is this made for elderly falls? Can for the life of me think of why there is only rear protection, what about the front?
Posted by: Ajlouny | April 26, 2009 at 10:51 PM