THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS
Now they're using hot dogs.
(Thanks to Siouxie and RussellMc and Jeff Meyerson and Barbara A and Andrew Hoenig and everybody else who sent this in.)
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Now they're using hot dogs.
(Thanks to Siouxie and RussellMc and Jeff Meyerson and Barbara A and Andrew Hoenig and everybody else who sent this in.)
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They had to evacuate the Phillie ballpark...you mean people were actually there?
(Yay, Siouxie finally got posted!)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 25, 2008 at 03:51 PM
I thought I heard the mascot saying something about setting up a perimeter when he was at Whole Foods yesterday. Are the two events related?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 25, 2008 at 03:55 PM
I gotta get me a hot dog launcher.
Posted by: cowhand214 | September 25, 2008 at 03:56 PM
Gotta be careful...those things plump when you cook 'em.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2008 at 03:58 PM
I frequently use duct tape to hold my hot dog in the bun.
I never thought it would catch on, though.
Posted by: clark Kent | September 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM
"Terror Wienies" wbagnfarb
Posted by: russellmc | September 25, 2008 at 04:01 PM
The winning pitcher from the game now has a ritual where three hot dogs -- not two, not four, but exactly three -- must be blown up outside the ballpark before the game starts.
Pitchers are almost as superstitious as soccer and hockey goalies, but baseball players have enough money to support their quirks.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 25, 2008 at 04:04 PM
It's a good thing they didn't leave the Wienermobile unattended outside the stadium.
Now THAT would have been a detonation.
Posted by: padraig | September 25, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Hot Dog Detonation would also BAGNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 25, 2008 at 04:11 PM
Clark - TMI.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 25, 2008 at 04:18 PM
I swear that's not me, Annie! I only use the silver duct tape.... It's sparkly.
Posted by: clark Kent | September 25, 2008 at 04:20 PM
"Team vice president Michael Stiles says Phillies employees aren't bomb experts..."---Nor are they rocket scientists.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 25, 2008 at 04:58 PM
I'm sure there's a joke to be made involving explosive diarrhea, but I'm not going to make it.
Posted by: trr | September 25, 2008 at 05:57 PM
That's a good plan, trr.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 25, 2008 at 06:14 PM
So that's why Ryan Howard prefers Subway.
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 26, 2008 at 12:29 AM