SCIENTISTS DISCOVER A SCIENTIFIC EXPLANATION FOR WHY YOUR TEENAGED CHILDREN GET EMBARRASSED WHEN YOU SING OR DANCE
Of course the actual explanation is that you're a dork.
(Thanks to DavCat)
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Dork?? Actually, I'm usually drunk. My girls understand this.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 02:06 PM
So that explains why I was so mortified when mom threw on the cow suit and peed on the neighbor's porch!
It was just my medial prefrontal cortex acting up!
Posted by: clark Kent | September 30, 2008 at 02:07 PM
So my mom must see me as a mother figure. Hmf. Explains that.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 30, 2008 at 02:25 PM
Hey, it's my parental responsibility to prepare my daughters for life with a future husband.
*Chapter Two: The Forehead Slap*
Posted by: Cat R | September 30, 2008 at 02:55 PM
In a related story, teenagers have activity in their brains. Film at eleven.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 30, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Finally, neurological proof of the theory expounded upon by William Cosby, EdD., that children are brain damaged people.
Posted by: CJrun | September 30, 2008 at 04:18 PM
I act like a dork because I CAN!!! And the pain of childbirth is in direct relation to how far I will go to embarrass young son. humppphhhh!
Posted by: eilbeback | September 30, 2008 at 04:20 PM
So I'll wait 2 1/2 years until my son is 20 to ask if I can be his band's drummer. No sweat.
Posted by: WriterDude | September 30, 2008 at 04:49 PM
This is how I keep my son in line...I tell him if he doesn't behave, I will start singing and dancing.
Posted by: Dorakay | September 30, 2008 at 05:55 PM
So...why was this in the Women's section?
Posted by: oneblankspace | October 01, 2008 at 10:09 AM