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September 30, 2008

ORANGE COUNTY EDUCATION UPDATE

School trustee cited in ketchup theft

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(Thanks to Doug Brockmeier)

Posted by on September 30, 2008 at 03:14 PM |

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Just like a tomato, this guy sounds like a fruit.

Posted by: Erb's point | September 30, 2008 at 03:19 PM

Any bets on whether he says, "Daddy-o" at his arraignment?

Posted by: Lairbo | September 30, 2008 at 03:23 PM

Now how will the schools teach our kids to use condiments?

Posted by: SW | September 30, 2008 at 03:23 PM

And George Carlin is back from the grave.

Posted by: oldmanatee | September 30, 2008 at 03:24 PM

Just like a tomato, he should be canned.

Posted by: emkay | September 30, 2008 at 03:25 PM

The jury will find him guilty by snapping their fingers.

Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 03:27 PM

And I bet he was planning to keep the purloined condiment in the refrigerator...

Posted by: Afkat | September 30, 2008 at 03:29 PM

If he was getting away on a bike how did the security guard catch up?

Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 30, 2008 at 03:29 PM

Judge: 57 days in the cooler!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 30, 2008 at 03:34 PM

Dude looks like Maynard G. Krebs in a beatnik get-up. Has Bob Denver been reincarnated as Steve Rocco?

Posted by: Danny | September 30, 2008 at 03:36 PM

He stole the catsup, but he couldn't cut the mustard.

Posted by: SW | September 30, 2008 at 03:37 PM

--But he looks so trustworthy!

Posted by: Allen at Division | September 30, 2008 at 03:51 PM

good one, Layzee, it took me at least 30 seconds to get it. or else i'm getting really, really slow in my elder years.

Posted by: wickedwitch | September 30, 2008 at 03:53 PM

Annie wants to know if he's single.

Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 03:55 PM

He had the munchies.... baaaaaad!

Posted by: eilbeback | September 30, 2008 at 03:55 PM

Title for Photo:

Excuse me... I ordered the LARGE cappuccino!!#!

Posted by: Erb's point | September 30, 2008 at 04:08 PM

The cops grilled him like an onion. He's gonna claim "the pot roast defense."

Posted by: SW | September 30, 2008 at 04:12 PM

He claimed the defense of necessity: "I was on my way home for dinner -- have you tasted my wife's cooking?"

Posted by: SW | September 30, 2008 at 04:14 PM

Would you happen to have any grey poupon?

Posted by: MOTW | September 30, 2008 at 04:33 PM

Ah, the sinister driving with concealed ketchup! The bastard!

Posted by: Margaritaville | September 30, 2008 at 04:35 PM

"He concealed it and started to ride away on a bike."

He shoulda used the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile as a getaway car.

Posted by: SW | September 30, 2008 at 04:50 PM

Doug Brockmeier lives!

Posted by: Leetie | September 30, 2008 at 05:01 PM

Orange County School Jail Trustee

Posted by: CJrun | September 30, 2008 at 05:27 PM

He's single, Siouxie, but he comes with a lot of baggage. Oh wait, that's not baggage. They're condiment packages.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2008 at 05:42 PM

Maybe his friends will vouch for him.

Posted by: Cat R | September 30, 2008 at 05:44 PM

Suuure, they will, Cat. Right after they pony up the $37,000 he already owes in attorney fees from his prior misguided court jestings.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 30, 2008 at 06:47 PM

Wahl, at least he isn't taking 700 billion from us.

Posted by: catman | September 30, 2008 at 07:12 PM

Danny -- you really see Maynard G. Krebs? I see R.P. McMurphy.

Posted by: WriterDude | September 30, 2008 at 07:29 PM

OT alert:

Al Davis is an @$$ hole.

BOT.

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | September 30, 2008 at 08:00 PM

Wyo - couldn't agree more. Talk about an out of control egomaniac.

Posted by: emkay | September 30, 2008 at 08:11 PM

Perhaps he just couldn't help himself: he's a collector and this is variety #57 in mint condition.

Posted by: cowhand214 | September 30, 2008 at 08:28 PM

Yeah, I'm alive. Moving today, actually - to Los Angeles. I tried living in Orange and San Diego Counties, but LA has more for me. I will continue to miss the comical shenanigans of OC and the weather of SD, but LA is a happy medium between too-real San Diego and plasticky OC. I have missed my bloggy friends. I've been reading the DB blog but not commenting or linking as much lately. You can always say hi by email at the usual place.

Posted by: The Other DB | September 30, 2008 at 08:51 PM

Now if they kept it in the refrigerator, this never would've happened.

Posted by: Keets | September 30, 2008 at 08:58 PM

Who is this masked blogger???

Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 09:03 PM

We are all Keetsians, now.

OT\

I just love House, I just do. I know it's contrived and egomaniacal, butt so am I. Enjoy, Mountain and Pacific types.

End OT\

Posted by: CJrun | September 30, 2008 at 09:04 PM

I'm with ya, CJ!! Now watching FRINGE

Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 09:05 PM

The Other DB is one of the old school bloglits. :)

Posted by: Leetie | September 30, 2008 at 09:21 PM

Wow, LTNS TODB! Good to hear that SoCal hasn't gobbled you up.

Posted by: WriterDude | September 30, 2008 at 09:52 PM

"Doug Brockmeier lives!"

yes, i think he's been mad ever since i noticed that you could re-arrange his name to spell
"Duck Boogermire"

sorry about that doug. good to see your moniker on my monitor. how's salvador?

Posted by: mudstuffin | September 30, 2008 at 10:00 PM

I forgot to mention that he's quite the rabblerouser. ;)

Mud- what a memory!

Posted by: Leetie | October 01, 2008 at 08:10 AM

yeah the drugs didn't get all of it.

Posted by: mudstuffin | October 01, 2008 at 12:10 PM

Doo doo doo doo doo, they call me a slob, but I do my job

Posted by: Doug Brockmeier | April 15, 2009 at 09:02 PM

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