OK, IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

But still.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and DavCat)

Comments

[nora]

how come you can scroll through the text, but not the naked guy? shoddy work on the website.

[Erb's point]

Freaks for MS

[jon]

"Fun for all ages"?
I'm sure no one will be upset then, when naked clowns get hung up in an elementary school classroom.

[fivver]

Okay, the Clown Creepiness Factor is now a larger number than the national debt.

[Lairbo]

I didn't really need to see Bozo's No-No's.

[Cat R]

{{shudder}}

Just when you think you've seen everything.

[padraig]

Thank heavens for overloaded web servers. I hit the link without looking and before it loaded I saw the link was for "nakedclowncalendar" and stopped it just in time. I'll never be tempted to look at it.

Unless... was Clarabelle a chick?

[gjd]

It is WAY too early in the day for this. (By "too early", I mean "within the 24 hour period of the day".)

[Allen at Division]

I sent this in yesterday, with a comment (which still applies): GAAAHHHHH!!!

[fivver]

My, what big, floppy uh shoes, yeah shoes you have.

[Jeff Meyerson]

pad, no...Clarabell was no chick.

And yes, Naked Clown Calendar WBAGNFARB.

[morty]

Let me be the first to say - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhg!!!!!

[Siouxie]

nora?? do you really want to see a naked clown???

*shudders*

[Lairbo]

Please tell me there's no month that shows them getting out of a tiny car they've all been crammed into.

[Jeff Meyerson]

*snork*

[Layzeeboy]

Do they put one of those red nose things on their...nevermind.

[Steve Haller]

Still, some perverts intelligent gentlemen like clowns...

[conflicted_pirate]

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Siouxie]

Noses, Layzee??

[Layzeeboy]

Yeah, noses, Siouxie. That's it.

[Siouxie]

How about Mr. July clown fooling around with a pie??

*urp*

[Stev0]

*jibbily jibbily jibbily*

[Annie Where-but-here]

The site mentions a 'Unicycle Girl.'
Go find her, boys, I dare ya. I'm too icked out by fully-clothed clowns, never mind discovering that Bozo needs his back waxed.

When you find a mime-skeet shoot tournament, sign me up.

[Margaritaville]

Oh, dear god, hell no.

[Kathybear]

Um, Clarabelle was the late Bob Keeshan, probably spinning in his grave at the idea of a naked clown... In fact, I suspect there's a lot of spinning going around in late clown plots....

[insomniac]

isn't it gross?
or maybe just bunk?
buying a calendar just
to see bozo's junk!
but send me no clowns
especially nude clowns

the worth of my life
no way will enhance
getting a glimpse
of what's under big floppy pants
but send me no clowns
wearing just frowns
it's really too weird!

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ insom! brilliant!

[whiteschnauzer]

Another 'snork' outloud at my desk @ insom!
woof.

[MartiniShark]

"That better have been a flower that squirted me!"

[The Naked Clowns]

Ha!