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September 13, 2008


GREEN BAY, Wis. - A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.


(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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And they say school spirit is dead . . .

Oh please. That girl would never make the cheerleading squad. She's not nearly perky enough.

gimme a "d"
gimme a "u"
gimme an "m"
gimme a "d"

yeahhhhhhhh...... dumb, dumb, dumb


she might have made it in Green Bay. they drink A LOT up there.

But is she pro-Favre or pro-Rodgers? Shoddy journalism.

Can you say GED?

This woman is a disgrace to everything I stand for.

i sentence you to two years of...algebra!(mwa-ha-ha-ha!) (with no time off for good complexion)

Yeah, that makes sense. There's no place I'd rather go with a brand-spanking-new stolen identity than --- high school!

This gal has been watching waaay too many Disney movies.

"We're all in this together..."

Um, no.

Maybe she thought she'd be part of the new "90210" remake.

Why doesn't anyone ever want to relive their adulthood?

She never had a childhood? She just "popped out", at age 33? Hope she gets a chance to study up before her psych exam....

Yeah. She looks like she's in HS. Sure.

*eye roll*

Homecoming just ain't what it used to be.

Yeah. She looks like she's in HS. Sure.

*eye roll*

Posted by: Siouxie | 04:07 PM on September 13, 2008

Actually, she does, Siouxie. She looks like one of those 35 year old teachers who sleeps with 14 year old students.

"Ashwaubenon High School"

Nothing else, just...

"Ashwaubenon High School"

Let me go check if that anagrams to something important...


"Ashwaubenon High School" anagrams to "A Whoosh China Bungholes"... Need I say more?

She a cheerleader? She couldn't look more groggy and depressed than if her team lost the big game after keeping it tied for thirty hours.

This is just pathetic. I hope someone arranges for her to be evaluated by a mental health professional.

Note that the school didn't notice a "problem" until the check bounced...

So, no one noticed a cheerleader with saggy boobs and varicose veins?

Go team Go!

And she was busted in the cafeteria when she took out her lunch, in its fake-mold anti-theft sandwich bag, from her Cleavage Caddy. Right?

Actually, from what I remember of high school, the facial expression isn't far off...

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