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September 13, 2008

IF YOU PUT YOUR ANTI-THEFT SANDWICH BAG IN HERE, IT WOULD BE EVEN SAFER

The Cleavage Caddy

(Thanks to DavCat)

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Can you put falsies in there too? Just wonderin', is all . . .

with some spare cash stashed in there who'd need "falsies?"

Dang. I was hoping there were actual Caddies who could help carry "the girls".


*ouch, my achin' back*

Wouldn't that be a tad LUMPY? Good grief, there's enough weight in there now just with the "girls."

Will there still be room for the essentials ?

Jeez, I've been stickin things in my bra for decades... Then I can't remember where I put them and get an extra added surprise while undressing. It's something to stave off the boredom...

I really don't want credit card shaped nipples though.

eilbeback, you made me snork out loud! It's pretty bad when I'm looking for my cell phone and the first place I look is down.

But this bra caddy is just stoopid. Lumpy, bumpy and impractical.

That's all I need: cell phone sized lumps on the front of my chest. I'm quite tolerant of fetishes, but I don't even want to think about who's going to be attracted to them besides thieves...

Ow! What the heck you got in there??!

DISCRIMINATION! some of us girls got left out in the cleavage department.

>>>goes off to corner to sulk<<<

(I would just like to add that it's not really socially acceptable to put your phone in your bra. Phones tend to ring. So I have heard.)

It might be safe from the AVERAGE man, but not from me!

I'm not shy!

Fishes around in bra, pulls out a ten.

Fishes around for another ten and says "I KNOW I had two this morning..."

PACK UP YOUR TRUffLES IN YOUR OLD KIT BAG

Darn, hoped it would be a place to rest a cold one. Pockets, don't need no stinkin' pockets.

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