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September 30, 2008
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Police in Middletown made a rather bizarre arrest Monday night, taking into custody a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically.
It's about TIME they crack down on those erratic-acting cow suits.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 01:51 PM
oh and
MOOOOFIRST!Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 01:51 PM
Le truco de hato??
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2008 at 01:52 PM
They decided not to release her, however, since the kitchen at the jail was short of dairy products.
Posted by: pogo | September 30, 2008 at 01:54 PM
udder lunacy.
Posted by: fivver | September 30, 2008 at 01:54 PM
El truco sombrero, Sioux.
Posted by: pogo | September 30, 2008 at 01:56 PM
These Chick-Fil-A campaigns have gone TOO FAR!!!
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 30, 2008 at 01:58 PM
There's a FAR SIDE cartoon in there somewhere. Paging Gary Larson!!!
Posted by: clark Kent | September 30, 2008 at 02:00 PM
Don't
tazecattle-prod me, bro!Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 30, 2008 at 02:17 PM
I expected to read she had urinated on a flat rock.
I hate it when legends die.
Posted by: oldmanatee | September 30, 2008 at 02:32 PM
She wasn't urinating.. She just thought it was milkin' time.
Posted by: jon | September 30, 2008 at 02:51 PM
Michelle Allen of Middletown was arrested on one count of disorderly conduct for allegedly getting in the way of traffic on Wilbraham Road and chasing children in her cow suit.
Well, can you blame her? What were the kids doing in her cow suit anyway?
What? She was in the cow suit? Oh, that's different. Never mind.
Posted by: Emily Litella | September 30, 2008 at 03:24 PM
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
Um, because it was milking time?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 30, 2008 at 03:25 PM
"She also urinated on a neighbor's front porch, police say."
Ummmmmm.... not sure I want to ask this question, but was this one of those cow costumes with an udder on it? 'Cause if she.... you know what, let's just forget the whole thing.
Posted by: padraig the hairy-nosed cheesehead | September 30, 2008 at 07:18 PM
"a woman dressed in a cow suit who was seen acting erratically"
I think the "erratic" part was already established...
Posted by: frodolives | September 30, 2008 at 08:55 PM