BOTH THE TREE AND THE MOTORIST WILL RECEIVE FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
"Fast-moving tree" stops impaired motorist in Anderson
(Thanks to Matt Blackstone)
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See! I told you so! And they laughed at me when I said that tree... What?
Oh.
Never mind.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | September 23, 2008 at 10:35 AM
There oughta be a law against those speeding trees is all I'm sayin'.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 23, 2008 at 10:44 AM
shorry, ossifer, i wuz bein followed by that moving tree over....there, no, over there, no wait...
the passenger walked away on a broken leg??? guess he was well-medicated also.
Posted by: queensbee | September 23, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Well, I think we can rule out this guy...
Posted by: Steve Haller | September 23, 2008 at 11:24 AM
In England I saw a sign on the road warning: "Large Plant Turning Ahead". Now I understand.
Posted by: fivver | September 23, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Chop me down before I kill again.
Posted by: mesmo | September 23, 2008 at 12:43 PM
"You should've payed attention to the maps in Rivendell! Calhoun Street goes straight through Fangorn Forest--the trees talk to each other--and they MOVE!!"
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 23, 2008 at 12:43 PM
I had the same thing happen to me with a house once.
And everyone said it was MY fault somehow.
Posted by: clark Kent | September 23, 2008 at 01:13 PM
I haven't figured it out yet, but somehow this is a plot by the squirrels. I just know it.
Posted by: Moon | September 23, 2008 at 05:32 PM