A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE IS ON ITS WAY TO THIS DRIVER
He clearly didn't read the operating instructions.
(Thanks to someone, but we can't figure out who)
Post a comment
Your Information
(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
The streets are surely safer tonight. The police won't rest until every wayward Cruzin' Cooler is off the str--um, sidewalks.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 26, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Wern't me what sent this in.
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 26, 2008 at 02:58 PM
Quick, get him a Florida driver's license so they have a driver's license to suspend for 90 days!
Posted by: Braniff | September 26, 2008 at 03:01 PM
Hope he'll be careful about animals he could run into . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves ‹(•¿•)› | September 26, 2008 at 03:03 PM
The year's model will be upgraded to come with its own designated driver.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2008 at 03:05 PM
*snork* @ MKJ! Let's take her to Disneyland - plenty of good hunting there.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2008 at 03:12 PM
MKJ - thanks. I want that on a T-shirt.
Posted by: wickedwitch | September 26, 2008 at 03:14 PM
Reminds me of Arte Johnson, an old man in a raincoat on a tricycle hitting something and falling down...
Posted by: Allen at Division | September 26, 2008 at 04:14 PM
Allen - I bet you could run tubing thru that old tricycle, and fill it with vodka. No one would ever know.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 26, 2008 at 05:05 PM
I forgot to sign my name but, and ISIANMTU, I sent in the article!
Posted by: frodolives | September 26, 2008 at 07:13 PM
It speaks to the sorry state of reporting that I had to link to several sites before I could locate a picture of the vehicle in question...
Posted by: JerseyJeff | September 26, 2008 at 07:26 PM
JJ...and then when I got there, it turned out this boon to humanity has been DISCONTINUED!!!
*Sigh* I suppose they're working on a hybrid version.
Posted by: Betsy | September 27, 2008 at 12:43 AM