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September 25, 2008
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Butt, do they flush in the direction of Mecca?
Posted by: Erb's point | September 25, 2008 at 07:34 AM
That religion has too many rules about peein'...
Posted by: eilbeback | September 25, 2008 at 08:36 AM
Mine faces north. That is all.
Posted by: Cat R | September 25, 2008 at 09:13 AM
That's all fine and dandy when you're sitting ...butt...when men pee, they usually stand up and face the back of the terlet, no?? so they WOULD be facing Mecca. Unless Muslim men pee whilst they sit??
Cat, my butt's to the south.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2008 at 09:50 AM
I guess mooning Mecca when you poo is so much more respectful.
Posted by: fivver | September 25, 2008 at 09:55 AM
Siouxie, that is an excellent point.
I think they should have those Chinese holes-in-the-floor. Then, depending on your religion, you can rotate to the proper angle.
Posted by: Cat R | September 25, 2008 at 09:57 AM
*adds "Diplomat" to list of possible new careers*
Posted by: Cat R | September 25, 2008 at 10:07 AM
I think Cat has nailed it... A pisser and a compass.
Posted by: oldmanatee | September 25, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Per Fivver: "I guess mooning Mecca when you poo is so much more respectful. "
Something like 'I fart in your general direction"
Posted by: somedude | September 25, 2008 at 10:59 AM
*trying to picture standing sideways at a urinal*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 25, 2008 at 11:09 AM
somedude, that was crossing my mind.
Layzeeboy, think bankshot.
Posted by: fivver | September 25, 2008 at 11:16 AM
fivver, off the next guy's leg????
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 25, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Cat, yes! Or a revolving terlet.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 25, 2008 at 12:01 PM
It's always a good idea to crap in the right direction.
Posted by: Margaritaville | September 25, 2008 at 12:12 PM
This is all so confusing. I think Mohammed should ban #2 entirely.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | September 25, 2008 at 12:19 PM
Plus engineers had to grapple with the whole True Mecca and Magnetic Mecca variation.
Posted by: MartiniShark | September 25, 2008 at 06:30 PM