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Also ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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Now, everyone with me... "Iiiiiiiinnnnn the NAVY!"
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | August 27, 2008 at 10:27 AM
My swashes are over-buckled.
Posted by: pogo | August 27, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Buggery On The High Seas!
Posted by: CJrun | August 27, 2008 at 10:29 AM
"Walk the plank" takes on a whoooooooooole new meaning, huh??
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 27, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Man the Poop Deck!
Posted by: fivver | August 27, 2008 at 10:38 AM
ooooh! its nearly talk like a pirate day!! those folks are already practicing. arrrg.
Posted by: queensbee | August 27, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Shiver me timber...
Posted by: ken in jax | August 27, 2008 at 10:45 AM
I want to make a reference to "porthole" but I won't.
Posted by: Braniff | August 27, 2008 at 10:47 AM
'arrrr, who's yer master and commander?'
(4 years on the blog today!)
Posted by: insomniac | August 27, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Does anyone have a pirate to English dictionary handy?
They lost me at Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
Seriously, what the hell was that all about?
(And for the record, I could always understand Ozzy.... I attribute it to my good hard rock upbringing as a child)
Posted by: clark Kent | August 27, 2008 at 10:53 AM
insom? a blogiversary for you?? congrats!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 27, 2008 at 10:57 AM
clark, I believe that billboard has gotten some people's pantaloons all in a bunch.
NTTAWWT
Posted by: Siouxie | August 27, 2008 at 11:05 AM
...and it should be noted that The Bunching Pantaloons Could Also BAGNFARB
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | August 27, 2008 at 11:12 AM
LAND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 27, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Well, at least they have their pants on. What a bunch of dirty minds....
Posted by: Kathybear | August 27, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Siouxie, you beat me to it (and from the looks of the picture someone else got beat).
ARRRRRRRRRR!!!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 27, 2008 at 11:23 AM
(Siouxie, I meant the "NTTAWWT" part.)
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 27, 2008 at 11:29 AM
Clark - go here ye scurvey bilge rat.
and if anyone (but Mrs. Dread) comes near my poop deck port hole with a canon, they'll get their timbers quite thoroughly shivered.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | August 27, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Braniff, as I am a lady, I won't make a "bung hole" comment either.
*SMACKS* Jeff - better??
Posted by: Siouxie | August 27, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Just serving his time before the mast.
Posted by: CJrun | August 27, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Nice cannon!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 27, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Could this be the secret pirate's cove?
That is where pirates hide all their gold.
Posted by: Erb's point | August 27, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Seamen hide doubloons in their pantaloons? Gives new meaning to 'shipmate.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 27, 2008 at 12:31 PM
yo ho ho ho hoooooooooooooomygawd.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 27, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Clark, ye might also try here, matey...
Posted by: Steve Haller | August 27, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Wow, thanks everybody. Now I know the true meaning of "Bung Hole."
My life is complete...
Posted by: clark Kent | August 27, 2008 at 12:54 PM
And no comment about "cannon balls" yet?
"My that's a nice wooden leg you have there, matey"
"Want to see my yardarm?"
"When we get done, you might want to swab the deck"
I got more...
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 27, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Aye, that's what I call a "Jolly Roger"!!
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 27, 2008 at 03:28 PM
This is exactly why I never joined the Navy. You can't move on those ships without running into seamen. No interest in getting on a deck either -- always full of seamen. That music video with Cher summed it up for me: She straddled a long cannon and it caused seamen to get everywhere.
Posted by: MartiniShark | August 27, 2008 at 07:16 PM