PIZZLE UPDATE
There might be trading in Truckee, too.
(Thanks to Siouxie)
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August 22, 2008
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"Misdemeanor Unlawful Possession of Bear Parts" WBAGNFARB.
Okay, granted, it's a cumbersome name to fit on a marquee.
Posted by: klezmerphan | August 22, 2008 at 05:37 PM
Yay - Siouxie finally got posted...a toast to her bear organs!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 22, 2008 at 05:37 PM
So... you killing a bear for its parts is a felony, but killing it with a car is a misdemeanor. What happens if you kill a bear for its parts with a car?
Posted by: gjd | August 22, 2008 at 05:49 PM
I couldn't bear to part with my car. Nor could I part a bear with my car. But a bear could park my car. Barely.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 22, 2008 at 06:02 PM
"Somebody took it to the side of the road with surgical equipment cut off the genitals and gall bladder. That's all illegal," said Ann Bryant of the BEAR League.
What? Taking it to the side of the road with surgical equipment? Who knew?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 22, 2008 at 06:19 PM
That's a very grizzly story.
Posted by: Lairbo | August 22, 2008 at 07:38 PM
Convict: Whaddaya in for?
New cellmate: Unlawful possession of bear genitalia.
Convict: Yeah? Well, from now on I'm Yogi and you're Boo Boo.
Posted by: Lairbo | August 22, 2008 at 07:49 PM
I've always known that a bear market was a bad thing.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 22, 2008 at 08:11 PM
now, at last, I understand why.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 22, 2008 at 08:12 PM
*SNORKS* at Lairbo
Posted by: frodolives | August 22, 2008 at 08:53 PM
This story is kinda gross.
But snorks at Lairbo just the same.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 22, 2008 at 09:58 PM
I'm guessin' Whinnie is on vacation from Pooh Corner? Until this is resolved?
Posted by: frodolives | August 22, 2008 at 10:20 PM
heheheh...Siouxie has bare organs.
Annie told all of us.
Posted by: baligurl | August 22, 2008 at 11:28 PM
did someone bare organs???
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 22, 2008 at 11:46 PM
Wyo! Stop lookin' at my organs! I just got outta the bath. Sheesh. A lady takes a candlelit, wine-assisted bath, and just look what happens.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 23, 2008 at 12:05 AM
I'm so glad I'm just a nice, quiet gurl who points out the obvious. (Wyo, yer killin me!)
Posted by: baligurl | August 23, 2008 at 12:28 AM
OT/ So I guess it's Obama bin Biden on the blue ticket?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 23, 2008 at 03:20 AM
who did it? i'll bet it was the organ grinder's monkey.
Posted by: test | August 23, 2008 at 08:20 AM
*covers her organs*
oopsie!
Bacon, anyone?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 23, 2008 at 08:45 AM
Layzee, are you always up that early, or did you get your text message at 2:45am like me? ;-)
Posted by: Cat R | August 23, 2008 at 10:18 AM
*Grabs bacon*
Thanks, Siouxie!
Posted by: Cat R | August 23, 2008 at 10:19 AM
So...the is it black bear market, or the bear black market, or the black bear black market, or the bear black black market, or...
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 23, 2008 at 10:31 AM
Well I'm hurt. I did not get the txt message from Obama. Boo hoo.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 23, 2008 at 10:56 AM
Siouxie, I officially confer on you the title of Blog Pizzle Expert/Queen.
I'm sure you're very proud.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 23, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Extremely, Jeff. I feel an emense sense of pride. Or maybe that's heartburn. In any case, I am watching the US women's (?) basketball game and we are kicking Australian buttocks! YAY!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 23, 2008 at 11:10 AM
"Without witnesses this is going to be a tough case to make," Lucero said.
I dunno, I didn't pass law school, but if the search of a suspect turned up a bloody bear pizzle I think I could get a conviction.
Posted by: padraig | August 23, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Siouxie, they're awesome, aren't they?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | August 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM
YES! Layzee. I hope The Heat coaches are paying close attention to this game. We could use some of these women.
And they got the gold!! WTG ladies!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 23, 2008 at 11:43 AM
It's been pizzling all day. Time to give up trying to accomplish something and just drink beer.
BlogBear's Open!
Posted by: CJrun | August 23, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Awww, jeez; synchronized apple-bobbing or something. Thank goodness Bucs/Jags tonight, even if it's only Pre Season.
Posted by: CJrun | August 23, 2008 at 01:30 PM
Are those not bear necessities?
(Sorry).
CJ, I'll take anything behind the bar that says IPA on it.
Posted by: cowhand214 | August 23, 2008 at 03:52 PM
*hands ch a Red Hook IPA, gets an Amber Ale for hisself, yawns, scratches*
Posted by: CJrun | August 23, 2008 at 04:13 PM
cowhand,
are you talking about this?
Posted by: frodolives | August 23, 2008 at 05:09 PM
BTW, I've been trying to get back into the good graces of the blog since I linked to a BM pic the other day... it was wrong (VERY wrong) on my part, but... anyone want to talk to me again? (What's the standard sentence in the blog penitentiary?
frodolives
Posted by: frodolives | August 23, 2008 at 05:16 PM
But while we are on the subject of "organs"... I spent a weekend with a friend, during which we moved: 1) him and his wife, 2) his wife's sister, and 3) his sister...
Needless to say, we were pretty exhausted (and "slap-happy," ergo, you can't prosecute us for anything we said). So, when we finished up with his sister's move, we were drinking a beer, and his sister told us some story about a friend that had a pipe organ installed in her house. It was a labor-intensive job, so the installers actually slept in her house. So my friend and I, slap-happy and having a beer, were making jokes... My friend's sister was (just a little, 'cause she knows us) put off, and responded to our laughter with "NO!, they were installing a PIPE ORGAN!")
When I responded, "Installing a pipe organ? Is that a euphemism?", well, let's just say that "hilarity ensued." My friend, his sister, and myself were washing underwear that evening...
Posted by: frodolives | August 23, 2008 at 05:34 PM
CJ,
A gin martini, please. With 3 olives.
Posted by: NotSoShyJan | August 23, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Frodo: yes. Except I don't dance that well.
Posted by: cowhand214 | August 23, 2008 at 08:44 PM
EWW that story was disgusting :(
If people did steal those organs to sell them off thats terrible :S
Posted by: Nicholas Finnegan | August 24, 2008 at 08:07 PM