HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

(Thanks to Anil Haji)

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[frodolives]

"The Breeding Pathogens" WBAGNFARB...

[Dr. Bob]

There's a man who lives a life of danger...

[Dr. Bob]

♪...Cash-in-Buttocks Man...♫

[Cat R]

Peter Abbott to Teenager Abbott:

"You think I'm made of money? What do expect me to do, just pull it out of m...

Well, looky here!"

[Margaritaville]

Well, it's good to know exactly what an M25 ban is for. Cash in the buttocks.

[Annie Where-but-here]

cash secreted in his pants...
Was it secret or a secretion?

[frodolives]

dern those bots!!! previous comment sent to previous link on previous post at previous time... dern 'em!

[Annie Where-but-here]

"280 pounds between his buttocks"...NTTAWWT.

[frodolives]

"The court heard Abbott had 44 previous convictions and a drug problem."

Ya' THINK??????????

[Suzy Q]

There are certainly worse things that could've been pulled from his buttcheeks.

[Richard Gere]

*ahem* yes.

[queensbee]

so he will steal closer to home. um, duuuuuh.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Let's hope he puts this behind him.

[baligurl]

He'll sort it out in the end.

[Jimmie]

I heard about those crack addicts.

[frodolives]

The CHEEK of the man!!!

[Jeff Meyerson]

Exactly, queensbee. There are a lot of stations putside of London where he can "work" his magic.

[Steve Haller]

So he's an addict and they sentenced him to rehab? Do you suppose he might end up sharing a room with this guy?

[frodolives]

Steve,

Name for me ONE guy who does NOT have a sex addiction...

[Suzy Q]

Maybe he didn't like to carry a wallet. Bulging back pocket and all, yanno?

[Steve Haller]

Frodo, possibly the Pope? Or is that something we don't want to know ... ??

[frodolives]

Steve, Given... bows respectfully...

[Steve Haller]

Frodo, I believe the word you're looking for is "genuflects"...

Or at least according to Tom Lehrer...

[Margaritaville]

How does a mathmatician get his cash out of his ass? He works it out with a pencil.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm guessing he's against change. Too uncomfortable.

[Cat R]

And this is why your mother always told you to wash your hands after handling money.

[Annie Where-but-here]

My mom always made me wear gloves to handle money. But I think that was because of fingerprints. Hang in there, Mom. Your parole hearing is coming up soon.

[KJP]

I don't see what banning him from the "thumb" region of lower Michigan accomplishes, but I guess that's why I'm not a British judge.

[Steve Haller]

For the life of me I can't understand why no one has posted to any of the threads in nearly an hour and a half. So all I can do before I head out is leave messages and hope people stumble upon them:

Siouxie, if you see this, this is a reminder about Bill Maher's show at 11 PM on HBO (as per your request);

and judi, a reminder (if you even saw my earlier post) that Maher's website lists Craig Ferguson as one of his guests tonight...

*sound of crickets*

[crickets]

chirp

[Siouxie]

*zaps in*

I guess everyone else has a life.

Thanks, Steve. Unfortunately I don't have HBO here in my room and I'm too lazy to go to the living room so I'll just have to catch it another time.

judi's probably drooling already.

[Siouxie]

private message to SuzyQ - CYE and voicemail RE: tomorrow's Kiltfest @ The Pub

[baligurl]

I'm here, too, Siouxie. It's a nice, quiet house and I've been playing with my pups. I love nights like this.

[Siouxie]

awww...hey bali!! I'm chillin' with my vino ;-)

[baligurl]

I drank too mas tequila last night, so I'm hanging with icy Smart water. I'm saving myself for a big cookout Sunday, when I can lay by my friend's pool and drink all her beer. Can't wait.

[Suzy Q]

Private message to Siouxie: Email checked and answered. I'm in! (damn cellphone never even rang)

[Siouxie]

ahh...I hear ya.

We're having a blog/non-blog get together tomorrow at this English Pub..cleverly named "The Pub". A few of my non-blog friends and a few of our crazy local blog folk. Kilts will be worn by the wait staff so I'll take pics!

[Siouxie]

speaking of the crazies ;-P

(got it Suz!)

[oneblankspace]

Abbott was filmed on CCTV stealing a coat

Those Chinese cameramen are everywhere.

[ifits_not_1thing_its3]

Uh regarding the Pope and sex addictions... Cheech & Chong would like to have a word with you.

"She musta be a blind..."
"She musta be a deaf..."
"She musta hava REALLY BIG ____"

At 12 yrs old, theirs was the first album I ever bought; with money made returning Coke bottles. Walked in from school one afternoon... Mom had discovered it and had it playing on the record player when I walked in. I got in sooooo much trouble.

Good times. Good times.

[frodolives]

bali,

"Mas Tequila" WBAGNFARB...

[Margaritaville]

Crack, check or credit card?

[daisymae]

And I didn't even know that buttocks had a between.

[baligurl]

daisymae, I was bothered by that phrase, as well.