ELECTION ADVICE FROM THE ONION
How to pretend you give a care
(Thanks to Tim Smith)
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August 28, 2008
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Butt I don't
give a cr^^care.Besides, why vote for the lesser evil?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | August 28, 2008 at 01:56 PM
I give a...Hmmm. Do I care? I'm first...
Posted by: Kathybear | August 28, 2008 at 01:57 PM
Well, now I don't give a... DPC beat me to the punch...
Posted by: Kathybear | August 28, 2008 at 01:58 PM
*phone-fakes in lieu of comment*
Posted by: CJrun | August 28, 2008 at 02:15 PM
You don't give a DPC? What a
Deeply Philosophical Cra... oh, you were talking the first guy, way up therePosted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | August 28, 2008 at 02:16 PM
This is obviously a blatant ploy by the Republicans to trick the Dems into not voting.
Or maybe I'm making all that up. Look, something shiny! Ooops, that was Carville's head. Run away!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2008 at 02:20 PM
He didn't even give the web address!!! I could have used that!
Posted by: frodolives | August 28, 2008 at 02:32 PM
geesh, now i've got to pretend to care?
Posted by: crossgirl | August 28, 2008 at 02:37 PM
crossgirl's right. This is too much work. Can we hire someone to not care for us?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2008 at 02:42 PM
I mean 'pretend to care.' All this pretending to care is wearing me out so I can't even blog properly. I blame global warming. And change.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2008 at 02:44 PM
sits cup out on blog bar to accept donations of change.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 28, 2008 at 02:49 PM
Can I just pretend to change?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 28, 2008 at 02:52 PM
I'm napping.
Posted by: MOTW | August 28, 2008 at 02:57 PM
*empties MOTW's pocket change into crossgirl's cup*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2008 at 03:00 PM
*points at something shiny, swaps cg's cup for an "I Voted" sticker*
Posted by: CJrun | August 28, 2008 at 03:18 PM
Speaking of change, it's good to remember the words of Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr: "plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose." (the more things change, the more they stay the same)
Posted by: Dr. Bob | August 28, 2008 at 03:21 PM
I'm for endless sameness. A long and pointless toil without reward or hope.
Posted by: J-P Sartre | August 28, 2008 at 03:21 PM
Weird phychic simul with the Dr.
Posted by: J-P Sartre | August 28, 2008 at 03:23 PM
Wow - you two said the same thing at the same time. How different is that?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Although Siouxie really does need to change. Those earrings and that shirt...tsk, tsk....at least she's wearing a bra today.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2008 at 03:26 PM
Wow - that's great advice! Now I know how to pretend I give a sh!t!
Posted by: W. | August 28, 2008 at 03:30 PM
When it comes to pretending to be interested in politics, I tend to vascillate between being apathetic and not giving a rat's @ss.
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | August 28, 2008 at 03:38 PM
*sneaks back up and removes errant s with a shrug and a yawn.*
Posted by: Bãrön vønKlýff | August 28, 2008 at 03:39 PM
Well now...it just so happens that I'm also in the business of selling "care credits". Pay me, and I'll find someone who will care so that you don't have to.
Who's First!!
Posted by: Al Gore | August 28, 2008 at 03:42 PM
Who's ON First.
Posted by: Dr. Bob | August 28, 2008 at 03:43 PM
Sorry Al. I spent all of my allowance on indulgences.
Posted by: Dr. Bob | August 28, 2008 at 03:50 PM
Caring is a form of love. Love warms the earth. Beware, globe-dwellers!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 28, 2008 at 03:51 PM
Don't listen to Annie. Love away peoples. I've got enough cool to cool the whole planet.
Posted by: Fonzi | August 28, 2008 at 04:22 PM
Dr. Bob -- and all this time, I thought Neil Peart wrote that. ;-)
Posted by: WriterDude | August 28, 2008 at 08:11 PM