EDUCATION ISSUE OF THE DAY SO FAR
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August 31, 2008
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Apparently Mr. Blog has left everyone speechless.
Posted by: nannie | August 31, 2008 at 11:48 AM
there are just too many jokes in there. any discussion of gay balls should be held behind a brown paper wrapper....
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2008 at 12:14 PM
well, any discussion of gay balls should be held in a brown paper wrapper....
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Great, now the dweebs can be shot-down by twice as many students.
Posted by: MartiniShark | August 31, 2008 at 12:15 PM
sorry. thought the first one didnt go thru, go thru.... grrr.
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Has the world just gone completely weird?
Posted by: Margaritaville | August 31, 2008 at 12:25 PM
I mean, you gotta sign a contract to have gay balls? Did they say that out loud to see how it would sound first?
Posted by: Margaritaville | August 31, 2008 at 12:26 PM
I can't get past 'gay balls' without giggling.
(puts hands over ears and hums)
Posted by: daisymae | August 31, 2008 at 01:21 PM
gay balls?? is that like schweaty balls?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Maybye they have little mirrors on them. Like this guy. Must be hard to walk, though.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | August 31, 2008 at 02:55 PM
Annie, I was thinking more along the lines of this...
Posted by: frodolives | August 31, 2008 at 04:11 PM
"...a policy requiring couples of the same gender to sign contracts confirming they are homosexual."
You want me to put my Johnny Hancock where?
Posted by: SW | August 31, 2008 at 04:19 PM
I can't get past 'gay balls' without giggling.
(puts hands over ears and hums)
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That's one way to get past 'em.
Posted by: SW | August 31, 2008 at 04:20 PM
I'll bet the competition for homecoming queen is pretty stiff.
Posted by: SW | August 31, 2008 at 04:29 PM
This is just so ripe with joke material and I'm snickering.
But in a different vein, I'm wondering if they are requiring the straight couples to sign a statement that they are straight?
What a weird world in which we live.
Posted by: Augusto | August 31, 2008 at 05:50 PM
*SNORKS* SW! Ooh, sweet sac bunt, 'though against my team... C'mon, ROX, bring 'er back!
Posted by: frodolives | August 31, 2008 at 05:53 PM
fro...you really shouldn't use the term sac bunt in a thread about gay balls.
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 31, 2008 at 11:49 PM
Come with me to the dance. We'll have a ball. Maybe four.
Posted by: BoscoH | September 01, 2008 at 01:01 AM
During my induction into the army, I didn't have to sign a contract to prove my alleigence to"Tender Genderism".
The doctor performing our physical examinations just asked one question,,,,He merely said,"Cough !"
Posted by: Ednausean | September 01, 2008 at 01:26 PM