CSI: PRATT, KANSAS
Two people escaped injury Saturday after a pickup was destroyed by fire following a collision with a suspected llama. The driver of the vehicle was arrested for suspicion of DUI.
"Suspected Llama" would be a good name for a rock band.
(Thanks to Jeff Allender)
"Suspected llama"? Shouldn't it be "alleged" llama? Or is it pronounced "ayeged"? I always forget.
Posted by: Lairbo | August 18, 2008 at 06:51 AM
Does prat mean the same in American as it does in English?
Posted by: Dr Acula | August 18, 2008 at 07:03 AM
Time to send the writer back for remedial English 101.
Suspected llama? It was probably a goat.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 18, 2008 at 07:23 AM
Suspected llama is now on the llam.
Posted by: Dr. Bob | August 18, 2008 at 07:27 AM
is a suspected llama different from a fictional llama, or even an imagined one???? llammmmmas!
welcome home dave.
Posted by: queensbee | August 18, 2008 at 07:33 AM
What KIND of llama was it? Ecuadorian Mountain Llama? Venezuelan Red Llama? Mexican Whooping Llama? North Chilean Guanacos (closely related to the llama)? Has anyone checked with "Llama-Fresh" Farms LTD.?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | August 18, 2008 at 07:50 AM
When will they be sure if it's a llama?
Posted by: rebekah | August 18, 2008 at 08:47 AM
Wouldn't "Llama of Interest" be more proper?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 18, 2008 at 08:59 AM
It could just be an over-achieving goat.
Cop: "Hey, drunk guy.."
Drunk Guy: "Yesh?"
Cop: "What did you hit??"
DG: Welllll oshifer, I suspect it was a llllamma, because I swerved to miss the efalump.....hey, these cuffs are tighter than last time...."
Cop: "Watch your head, sir"
Posted by: oldmanatee | August 18, 2008 at 09:05 AM
I demand to see an attorney
Posted by: llama | August 18, 2008 at 09:13 AM
What was the llama carrying, a flame thrower and incendiary grenades?!?... That is one DANGEROUS llama!...
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 18, 2008 at 09:23 AM
"Llama" may be good word for a rock band's name, but never, NEVER use it in a song.
Posted by: KJP | August 18, 2008 at 09:26 AM
Big wheels keep on burning
Ain't takin' me home to see my kin
Singing songs about the Southland
I miss my llamas once again
And I think its a sin, yes
Well I heard mister Young sing about her
Well, I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A big a$$ed llama don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home and my llamas
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home and my llamas
Lord, I'm coming home to you
In Birmingham they love the llamas
Now we all did what we could do
Now my llamas do not bother me
Does your llama bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home and my llamas
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home and my llamas
Lord, I'm coming home to you
Here I come little llamas
Posted by: Hammond Rye | August 18, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Turn it up, Hammond...
Posted by: Lynard | August 18, 2008 at 10:03 AM
never did trust that llama...
Posted by: Steve Haller | August 18, 2008 at 10:17 AM
YAY, Hammie Lynard!
Posted by: Siouxie, hunkering in the CONE OF DEATH | August 18, 2008 at 10:20 AM
wwhamma llama dding ddong!
Posted by: Lairbo | August 18, 2008 at 10:24 AM
Free-llama! Free-llama!
Posted by: Allen at Division | August 18, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Llama, my @ss! It was chupacabra!!!
Posted by: eilbeback | August 18, 2008 at 02:14 PM
That pictures makes it look like it might have been a suicide llama.
Posted by: Keets | August 20, 2008 at 01:29 AM