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July 31, 2008

WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAND IT TO HIM

But this motorist certainly qualifies for a Florida driver's license.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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Hold your WHAT and watch this?

Please tell me the video won't be put on the Web.

He should have used a Hands Free device.

How exactly was he going to hurt himself?

In Chicago, they encourage hands free driving. Maybe this is what they meant?

CJ,

You "beat" me to the punch.

So which kind of Darwin Award does he get?

Since he's still alive and able to procreate, I don't think he's even in the running for a Darwin, OBS...

...On the other hand, I wonder if "felonious stupidity" is a crime in Australia? Our Hero certainly qualifies for that...

people..people.. calm down. The speeding at 150 was in kilometers which is only..um.. uh...63 quarts.

"Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months before he goes to jail..."

Yeah, I'm sure that's gonna be a blissful ceremony after she reads this...

"The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities."

Boy, aboriginal peoples just can't catch a break anywhere, anyhow, can they?

"The court heard the cannabis was worth $136,000 if sold by the gram in Darwin -- or double that in indigenous communities."

Boy, aboriginal peoples just can't catch a break anywhere, anyhow, can they?

bad enuf to get caught speeding. but speeding with a bird in hand...ewww. he'll be very popular in jail.

150 kph = 99 mph.

Still a little fast to be Fighting Prostate Cancer IYKWIM.

They will consumate their marriage on a rocket sled with a crystal-meth lab on board while recording it on their iPhone for a live simulcast shown on the Communist Party website while crossing international borders to transport plutonium warheads to The Shining Path rebels.

Brings new meaning to the phrase "car jacking".

SNORK@gwangi!

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