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Designer fashion vaginas? Gosh!
Is the NYT magazine going to feature a spread?
(Please forgive me.)
Posted by: ellwort | July 31, 2008 at 03:41 PM
Should this be included in the ladies fashion update?
Posted by: Tampa Norm | July 31, 2008 at 03:47 PM
Isn't anyone happy with what they HAVE anymore? Oh wait... that sounded like my mother... Damn! *waving down the geezer bus*
Posted by: eilbeback | July 31, 2008 at 03:53 PM
I'm perfectly happy with my vagina, thanks!
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 31, 2008 at 03:56 PM
And so are many others, apparently.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 31, 2008 at 04:03 PM
I know we on the blog are, M.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 31, 2008 at 04:17 PM
Wouldn't hurt to just get an estimate . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | July 31, 2008 at 04:33 PM
Well, thank you Jeff, I'm so glad to hear it.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 31, 2008 at 04:33 PM
You saw the Spice Girls?
Posted by: deborah | July 31, 2008 at 04:49 PM
All I can say is that if these doctors wanted to do designer male parts, there probably wouldn't be as many takers.
Posted by: Vito Corleone | July 31, 2008 at 05:24 PM
Dave you went to a Spice Girls concert? Did Michelle drag you? I mean you saw Jimmi Hendrix in concert there must be some kind of law.
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | July 31, 2008 at 06:18 PM
This explains it! I was at the Syndey Opera house to see "The Vagina Monologues" and they stuttered and lisped through the entire show.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 31, 2008 at 06:43 PM
If they're going to give me a designer one, all I know is that I don't want one floorlength...or off the shoulder.
Posted by: SandyEggo | July 31, 2008 at 07:04 PM
Martini maybe they had partaken in a local beverage before the show.
Also on an unrelated note be careful when googling images of Fosters at work as the third image is of a blonde naked woman.
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | July 31, 2008 at 07:15 PM
If you are home though then google away lol
Posted by: Recovering 24 Addict | July 31, 2008 at 07:22 PM
...ruffled hems are also out.
Posted by: SandyEggo | July 31, 2008 at 07:34 PM
...not to mention paisley.
Posted by: SandyEggo | July 31, 2008 at 07:35 PM
ROFL, MartiniShark! And feel free to ask around, but I rarely use 'chatspeak' here.
Posted by: WriterDude | July 31, 2008 at 07:39 PM
24 Addict, what are you talking about? I googled it and besides beer all I saw was a picture of Foster Brooks. He was naked however, so warning heeded.
and W.Dude, don't worry I won't judge you and I'll consider it a compliment, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 31, 2008 at 07:53 PM
*snork* at sandy!!!
Posted by: crossgirl | July 31, 2008 at 08:17 PM
Where does the logo go?
Posted by: emkay | July 31, 2008 at 08:33 PM
Feh. The ones I get at T@rget are good enough for me.
What?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 31, 2008 at 08:59 PM
*snork*
Posted by: emkay | July 31, 2008 at 09:15 PM
emkay - regarding the logo...they realized the g spot would be the most noticeable, but then admited in the article that it couldn't be located, and was most likely absent. men humph
Posted by: SandyEggo | July 31, 2008 at 09:57 PM
RATBITE!
I guess I sent this in to Dave too late to be credited for it!
(Or maybe he jus' doesn't like me?)
Anywho, (MS, you must REEEEAAALLLLY love your gal, to go see the "The Vagina Monologues"... That's really
pussywhippedsweet!!!)Posted by: frodolives | July 31, 2008 at 11:24 PM
Not even the bots caught it! Cool!
Posted by: frodolives | July 31, 2008 at 11:30 PM
'Designer Vaginas' Blacklisted in Australia
Is it true that once you go blacklisted, you never go back?
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 31, 2008 at 11:31 PM
Hey, Vito (if that is your real name). Have you checked your SPAM box lately? It seems to me there might just be a large market for that.
Posted by: ScottMGS | August 01, 2008 at 01:40 AM
Daniel Fleming, president of the Australasian College of Cosmetic Surgery, said the vast majority of people who undergo labia and vaginal surgery were "very happy'' with the result.
Hubby's were probably happy too!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 01, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Gucci Hoochi?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 02, 2008 at 08:45 AM