WASN'T THIS AN EPISODE OF RENO 911?
Chihuahuas provoke attack on nude beach
(Thanks to B. Kizer)
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July 29, 2008
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Where did he keep the baton if he was sunbathing in the .... on second thought, I don't want to know.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 29, 2008 at 09:39 AM
Yo quiero... que?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | July 29, 2008 at 09:41 AM
Possession of two chihuahuas is sufficient provocation for me. Little rats in dog-suits.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 29, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Me either.
Maybe he was just a Boy Sc0ut and was prepared for a Chihuahua Attack - which WBAGNFARB.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2008 at 09:44 AM
Are they sure they weren't weiner dogs?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 29, 2008 at 09:45 AM
*onsiders taco joke, reconsiders*
Posted by: CJrun | July 29, 2008 at 09:46 AM
makes note to pack police baton and mace in beach bag for next outing.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 29, 2008 at 09:46 AM
Wow. A 45-year-old man gets to testify in court that he was attacked by a 74-year-old man, and that he was unable to defend himself or flee to the point that he sustained injuries that needed medical attention. How proud he must be. I suggest he do two things in the future: 1) avoid retirement communities so that he is not further victimized, and 2) control his stupid, hairless, overgrown yapping rats, and then there might not be a problem in the first place!
Posted by: gcbcman | July 29, 2008 at 09:47 AM
Who you calling a stupid, hairless, overgrown yapping rat, you ee-diot!
Posted by: Ren Hoek | July 29, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Poor Chihuahuas. They're always getting a bad rap.
Posted by: Melody Platzme | July 29, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Guess it makes sense they had hairless dogs on a nude beach.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 29, 2008 at 10:01 AM
That is one crime that should never have been reported...
The real crime is that there was a 74 yo man on a nude beach!
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 29, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Never realized one could be charged with "menacing".
... so, when the aliens come and "menace" we can have them arrested?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2008 at 10:14 AM
From the mug shot, the gentleman (?) doesn't believe in sunblock while sunbathing nude. OOOOOUCCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: WayneHere | July 29, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Well he looks like a sweet old man you'd expect to see on a nude beach.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 29, 2008 at 11:25 AM
what was that guy afraid of - little teeeny dogs - they couldnt even reach his wrinkled ole johnson!! i agreee. eeee-diot.
Posted by: queensbee | July 29, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Did the arresting officer perform a reverse strip search?
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 29, 2008 at 04:26 PM
Assault and menacing?!?
Posted by: biggs | July 29, 2008 at 06:36 PM