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"I had nothing to do with the cat," she said. "I don't have a cat. I never had a cat. I don't know their cat. I don't know what a cat looks like.
"I mean, I know what a cat looks like, but I don't know what their cat looks like," she said.
(Thanks to SandyEggo)
Thank your lucky stars, Buddy.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 29, 2008 at 06:43 PM
"Jeff Hollar of Greenacres adopted a black Labrador retriever" I suppose that that was cheaper than buying one at Drucker's store or off Mr. Haney's truck.
Posted by: PG13 Wodehouse | July 29, 2008 at 06:45 PM
GIANT *snork* @ PG13 !!
Posted by: Telecomdropout | July 29, 2008 at 07:04 PM
"Dah-ling I love you / but give black labrador. . ."
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 29, 2008 at 07:21 PM
It's the place to be alright...especially if you're a cat burglar...
Posted by: SandyEggo | July 29, 2008 at 07:29 PM
Actually I hear they're really tough on cat burglars...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 29, 2008 at 07:56 PM
SNORK @ "cat burgler"
Green Acres ain't the place to be.
*has feeling of deja vu all over again*
*fears for Judi's job*
Posted by: fivver | July 29, 2008 at 08:01 PM
If you have 10-15 minutes or so, click on the "recent PBC bookings" mug shots to the left on that link. I thought I'd glance at a couple, and within the first 10, I was clicking "next" like a lab rat waiting for its next dose of cocaine. I watched all 261. And to think that, at one time, they were all somebody's baby.
Posted by: SandyEggo | July 29, 2008 at 08:42 PM
I suspect judi was fired on or about May 25th, when this took place. Butt I don't know what judi looks like. Well, I know what judi looks like, butt she could have gotten a tatoo since then.
Posted by: CJrun | July 29, 2008 at 09:09 PM
Yep, Dave posted it earlier. Judi is so in trouble.
Posted by: fivver | July 29, 2008 at 09:35 PM
Greenacres is the place to be
Pet stealing is the life for me
You take my dog
I'll steal your cat
Florida people are just goofy like that.
Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 29, 2008 at 10:20 PM
as it says in the old testament: a Fido for a Fido, a Boots for a Boots.
Posted by: insomniac | July 29, 2008 at 11:11 PM
bwaaahaaa insom. gotta axe yerself - drunk, or incredibly stupid. i vote for stupid, with a florida chaser. wow.
Posted by: queensbee | July 30, 2008 at 07:26 AM