« Previous | Main | Next »
A member of a group called "Plane Stupid" tried to glue himself to the British prime minister.
Key Quote: But Downing Street said there had been "no stickiness of any significance". (Also known as "the Bill Clinton defense.")
(Thanks to DavCat and Siouxie)
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.
Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.
Your Information
(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)
Voluntarily keeping superglue in your underwear? Plane stupid is right.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 23, 2008 at 10:17 AM
"He was just grinning about it. He didn't seem to take me seriously."
And neither does anyone else with an IQ above room termperature.
Posted by: fivver | July 23, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Remember when Clinton raised his finger and said, "I did not have sexual relatons with that woman...don't taze me bro."
Posted by: lil rascal | July 23, 2008 at 10:21 AM
Somewhere in this guy's circle of friends, he told thhem, "Hey, wouldn't it be spot on if I were to take me lorry to see this twitcher an' glue meself to 'is 'and? Wouldn't that be a c0ck-up?"
And his friends all agreed that indeed would be spot on.
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 23, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Does this remind anyone else about the Season 2 finale from 24?
Posted by: Mitch Connor | July 23, 2008 at 10:39 AM
"After the incident Mr Glass was allowed to stay Number 10 for 40 minutes."
I am not a number! I am a man! (reference from The Prisoner)
Posted by: Braniff | July 23, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Glue never wins.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 23, 2008 at 11:06 AM
"Plane Stupid?"
FINALLY some truth in labeling.
Posted by: padraig | July 23, 2008 at 11:07 AM
He shoulda used Elmers™
Posted by: Siouxie | July 23, 2008 at 11:10 AM
I guess the sticker found himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. And PM Brown would, in legal parlance, be the stickee.
Posted by: Peter M | July 23, 2008 at 11:24 AM
well that makes two of us that watched the series, Braniff.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 23, 2008 at 11:26 AM
It all started when he said "Hey guys! Watch this!"
Posted by: wiredog | July 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM
"All right! What's all this? Put your hands against the wall!"
"Yes, sir."
*Protective Services agent produces handcuffs*
"Now give me your left hand."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"It's glued to the wall."
*Agent produces Taser™*
"Ok, Smartass. We tried the easy way"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 23, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Make that three, Wicked...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 23, 2008 at 11:44 AM
♪ I am stuck on Gordon Brown and
Gordon's stuck on me...♬
Posted by: Siouxie | July 23, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | July 23, 2008 at 11:54 AM
The Prisoner was the kind of show that after the episode ended, you had to sit there for a while and think "what the hell happened?" Especially the very last episode. But it was a great series.
Posted by: Braniff | July 23, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Jeez, Braniff, do we have to spell it out for you?
Posted by: Number Six | July 23, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Braniff, that's how I felt about Twin Peaks.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 23, 2008 at 01:15 PM
Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Lynn | July 23, 2008 at 01:19 PM
*Waves @ Siouxie!!!*
*Admires the Twin peaks*
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 23, 2008 at 01:19 PM
"I didn't have much glue left by that point," he said.
You need a bigger storage area ... oh wait! You glued THAT shut TOO?
Posted by: MOTW | July 23, 2008 at 01:25 PM
*WAVES twin peaks @ Hammie!!!*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 23, 2008 at 01:34 PM
DISCLAIMER:
The above link is appropriate for men and women (nttawwt) of all ages. Also, ice cream lovers.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 23, 2008 at 01:41 PM
A little music to set the mood...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 23, 2008 at 01:45 PM
There was ice cream?
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 23, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Ice cream? all I saw was Prisoner Number 40D (Chemical Enhancement Unit)
Posted by: Braniff | July 23, 2008 at 02:46 PM
Mah mama always said, "Stupid is as stupid does."
Posted by: Forrest Gump | July 23, 2008 at 03:49 PM
I am rubber, you are glue....wait, you really are glue.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 23, 2008 at 04:34 PM
I want to protest the objectification of women in Hollywood. I will get my message out there by gluing myself to Salma Hayek. I'm selfless like that.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 23, 2008 at 07:21 PM
Is he mad? He could have had the skin ripped off his hand. Oh wait. He did, and he probably is.
Posted by: Elon@Rice | July 23, 2008 at 07:23 PM