PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN UPDATE

Very early tomorrow morning, the Surging Campaign Juggernaut will finally get the national attention that does not involve sewage lifting stations that it so richly deserves.

JUGGERNAUT UPDATE

Comments

[igloo]

Just back in country-so I'll claim first. Read the article later.

[Siouxie]

*will set alarm clock for crack-o-dawn*

ONLY for the Blog.

[Steve Haller]

Is it just me, or does that photo look disturbingly like Stephen King? You don't suppose they were separated at birth ... ??

(and a hearty SNORK at judi's sewage reference...)

[judi's attorney]

*Waves @ iggy!*

Where'd ya go?

[Siouxie]

oopsie ;-)

[MartiniShark]

Yea? What Time? I mean I care about this political process as much -- in fact MORE than -- the next guy, unless I have to get up early in the morning.

[igloo]

I haven't been on the "pre-eminent" blog in some time, but I haven't grasped the significance of the second link. It's CNN-??
*I have also noticed that judi blogs through an attorney!!*
What gives?

[judi]

CNN AMERICAN MORNING - 6:30 a.m.

[Eleanor]

*zips in*™

I don't get it. What was I supposed to see on the CNN link?

igloo, judi's hired an attorney because she's tired of getting fired over and over. ;)

[iglooi]

judi,
glad you have escaped from the lawyer. So, somewhere on the link, there is info that informs us all that at 6:30 (0630hrs) something is going to happen on CNN AMERICAN MORNING. What? Do we need to inform someone in authority? Michael Chertoff? Ted Danson? AAARRNOLD?

[Siouxie]

*splains*

The Blog will be ON CNN American Morning, tomorrow @ 6:30 am.

Got it???

[igloo]

Thank you Eleanor,
I no longer feel alone.

[Siouxie]

Hmm...notice...WAY at the bottom of the webpage??

Chimp Retirement Homes

*hoping that's not the Blog's segment*

[igloo]

Ok, Siouxie of the X-Ray eyes. Where did you find that nugget?

[Siouxie]

I'm just smart that way, iggy ;-P

[igloo]

How silly of me.
I had gone to the "Can you flush fat out of your body?", video. I saw toilets; obese people- Dave Barry signature.

[Jim J. Bullock]

Howler monkey retirement homes, maybe...

[Steve Haller]

(I wonder if I can count on my feline roommate to wake me in time...?)

[Margaritaville]

Hopefully someone will hijack it and put in on youtube cause that's just way to freaking early for normal non productive people.

[Margaritaville]

*productively adds an "o" to her previous post*
*feels accomplished today*

[queensbee]

um dave - its 2008. youre gonna have to update your pres site to at least 2006. or maybe you like 1968. that was a cool year. and the cnn site doesnt make mention of your appearance. but i did kinda like those chimp retirement homes. that where bush is gonna go when he's done?

[Steve Haller]

No, that would be chump retirement homes...

[funniegrrl]

Here's hoping The Blog got to tape it and doesn't have to get up at o'dark-thirty to be on TV. If so ... ouchie.

[Eleanor]

igloo, I don't believe it mentioned DB anywhere on the web site. It's my opinion that Siouxie had some inside knowledge and may be showing off!!!

[Eleanor]

Hmmmph! I had my best post ever and typepad ate it.

[Eleanor]

Oops, there it is!!! :-)

*waits for kudos*

Siouxie, cye....

[Meanie the Blue]

Evidently, The Candidate will be appearing from Cheney's ultra-top secret undisclosed bunker.

This post will disappear in sixty seconds.

(which is longer than the first time I posted it)

[judi]

wow, that must have been really obscure! i can't remember anyone having this much trouble with an update before. mea culpa!!

[CJrun]

Ah. This is a judi thread, so it will have the disappearing posts gimmick going.

Basically, CNN is taking a 3 minute break from all Hugo Obama, all of the time, around 0630? Got it!

[Eleanor]

We try,judi. We always try. :)*smooch*

[Steve Haller]

Well, I imagine there'll be several minutes worth of non-breaking news, weather and commercials first; still, as long as I don't have to put up with Wolf Drowser Blitzer...

[Siouxie]

El, I may or may not have had inside knowledge BUT...I thought that was pretty self-explanatory. Any time the Blog appears on National TV, judi links to the "show" website. Same with radio.

judi, they're just really really really BLONDE today

[Siouxie]

*snork* @ CJ's "Hugo Obama, all of the time"*

[Eleanor]

*snork* I must be in pre-blonde mode, since I'm going for highlights tomorrow.:)

[Kathybear]

Chimp retirement homes - probably there in Florida, right? A good campaign issue... The chimps probably won't be allowed to go to the "Early Bird" dinners...

[baligurl]

I wasn't that blonde til Sat night. And then, I paid for it...

[Annie Where-but-here]

*ziplines in*
I found it immediately, right next to "Motmot Expose'."

[Siouxie]

LOL Annie!

El, I had mine done a few weeks ago, that's why the blonde in me didn't kick in today ;-)

This is a good time to own a TiVo....which I don't.

[Annie Where-but-here]

I'm sure someone nice will post it for us...and be rehired. :)

[Siouxie]

Totally OT:

If you haven't yet seen "Dark Knight", I urge you to go see it...NOW!. It is one hell of a ride. Everyone is amazing but Heath Ledger is unbelievable as The Joker. I saw it last night and will probably see it again soon.

BOT:

"Tomorrow, live on CNN - Dave Barry, uncensored!"

[Annie Where-but-here]

If he'z comin' from Costa Rica, wouldn't it be 'Dave Barry, un-senored?'

[Wyo Cowboy]

So (OT Alert) I recently finished a remodel of a strip mall. And then this guy...

It would be funny, except he (the driver) was killed in the incident.

*sittin' here, not really sure what to feel.*

[CJrun]

Uh. That was just bad. Everybody, just erase your cache; that's not Annie.

Annie, I'm your buddy, but you are apparently involved with some new guy and think you have to dumb it down. Or maybe it's hormones. I'm not sure what it is. Butt, I feel I know you and when you post something that awful, I think it's time for an intervention.

Yes, I know, that I have often posted something that awful, or worse, but I am more or less stabilized these days. That's bad, for you, even if you have fallen for a 20 YO rodeo star.

Snap out of it! ':-}

[somedude]

Re Wyo's 10:53, a Hopsicle brand beer ice on a stick stripped at the mall?

[Wyo Cowboy]

sorry, dude, wrong link. my mistake.

Thry This Link, instead.

[CJrun]

I'll thry....

[Wyo Cowboy]

If at thirst, you don't thucceed...

[SandyEggo]

Somedude - I'm with you...can't figure out the last couple posts from CJ - and WyoCowboy - but---the vodka/orange juice is good. Cheers and love from the midwest!

[CJrun]

Well, that's just overachieving...there just aren't that many buildings in Wyoming to hit!

[Wyo Cowboy]

Hi, Sandy.

Long and short of it, I can see the humor and irony in someone destroying what I'd spent several weeks building. but, this happened to people/places I know. (the vehicle stopped at the desk of a feller I'd befriended in the process of the remodel. The tragic loss of the driver is certainly not funny. If we were uninvolved, we'd issue a Fla. Driver's license. But then when it happens (at least in some way), to us...

just thinkin' out loud.

[SandyEggo]

Well, that clears it all thrup. Thranks.

[Wyo Cowboy]

CJ, even fewer of those buildings have recently undergone remodeling. As of Saturday, we're back on the job there. (but I'm workin' elsewhere.) Been there, done that...

[CJrun]

Well, I wish I could hang until Annie unloads on me, butt it's almost Midnight.

Must sleep, nytol.

[judi]

dang... i set my vcr (yes, vcr) but didn't have it on the RIGHT cnn channel. SIGH. anyone else see it?

[Siouxie]

judi, I got up and saw it. Steve just posted the link from CNN on the last thread.

[Steve Haller]

There's more than one CNN channel??

Never mind, I tacked it onto the wicca sword thread...

(I missed part of it too; thought it would start at 6:30 and cleverly set my Betamax to start at 6:28 just to be sure, so of course they put him on at, what was it actually, 6:25?? At least they put him on, unlike those bastards at GMA, or was it the Today Show? -- last year sometime...)

[mary]

I see you ran for President in 2000 & 2004 - are you running this year? If so, time to update your site.

[judi]

why do people keep saying that? it says 2008 on the main page of davebarry.com, and 2008 on the message board... where does it still say 2004?

oh... never mind, i see... dang, i should not link to that interior page anyway. i don't know if i can change that particular photo. sigh. i will try.

okay, i can't. sigh.

[Siouxie]

*sigh*

Have a gumball, judi.

[Steve Haller]

Or a highball.

[GIVE THEM HELL]

What can either man running for president do for you can they write you a check I don't think so American's need money not talk can they bring back the jobs that have left here and gone to China,Japan and Mexico both are talking out their blow holes Mccain lives in the past and Obama struts around like he is a millionaire oops he is they probably both are anyway they can't help you neither man would give you the time of day if they did it would probably be wrong These people are lost or in another world we have lost The American Dream owning your own buisness you can't open a buisness too much red tape too many rules too many regulations The Americn people need help but these Mccain and OBAMA ARE NOT THE ONES ALL THEY ARE INTERESTED IN ARE WHAT COLOR AM I AND I WAS IN THE PAST WARS THIS IS NOW TIME NOT PAST TIME WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YESTERDAY WE CARE ABOUT NOW WE DON'T CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE RED BLACK PURPLE GREEN DOESN'T MATTER ALL FINE AND DANDY YOU FOUGHT IN THE PAST WAR BUT LEAVE THAT BEHIND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED JOBS MONEY STOP TAKING PEOPLES HOUSES WORK WITH THEM WHAT HAS A BANK GOT TO LOSE IF THEY REFINANCE YOUR LOAN FOR 60 YEARS INSTEAD OF 30 YEARS AND CUT YOUR PAYMENT IS THAT SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT INSTEAD OF BOOTING YOU OUT OF YOUR HOME AND LETTING IT SIT FOR YEARS AND MOST FALL DOWN AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOOT THE BILL AND THE POOR PEOPLE LOSE THEIR HOMES AND THE BIG BANK GETS THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL IT OUT AND THE WHEEL KEEPS GOING I'M NOT MAD AT ANYONE BUT WASHINGTON HAS NO COMMON SENSE I'M A POOR COUNTRY GUY BUT I have plenty of common sense

[GIVE THEM HELL]

What can either man running for president do for you can they write you a check I don't think so American's need money not talk can they bring back the jobs that have left here and gone to China,Japan and Mexico both are talking out their blow holes Mccain lives in the past and Obama struts around like he is a millionaire oops he is they probably both are anyway they can't help you neither man would give you the time of day if they did it would probably be wrong These people are lost or in another world we have lost The American Dream owning your own buisness you can't open a buisness too much red tape too many rules too many regulations The Americn people need help but these Mccain and OBAMA ARE NOT THE ONES ALL THEY ARE INTERESTED IN ARE WHAT COLOR AM I AND I WAS IN THE PAST WARS THIS IS NOW TIME NOT PAST TIME WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YESTERDAY WE CARE ABOUT NOW WE DON'T CARE WHAT COLOR YOU ARE RED BLACK PURPLE GREEN DOESN'T MATTER ALL FINE AND DANDY YOU FOUGHT IN THE PAST WAR BUT LEAVE THAT BEHIND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE NEED JOBS MONEY STOP TAKING PEOPLES HOUSES WORK WITH THEM WHAT HAS A BANK GOT TO LOSE IF THEY REFINANCE YOUR LOAN FOR 60 YEARS INSTEAD OF 30 YEARS AND CUT YOUR PAYMENT IS THAT SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT INSTEAD OF BOOTING YOU OUT OF YOUR HOME AND LETTING IT SIT FOR YEARS AND MOST FALL DOWN AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FOOT THE BILL AND THE POOR PEOPLE LOSE THEIR HOMES AND THE BIG BANK GETS THE GOVERNMENT TO BAIL IT OUT AND THE WHEEL KEEPS GOING I'M NOT MAD AT ANYONE BUT WASHINGTON HAS NO COMMON SENSE I'M A POOR COUNTRY GUY BUT I have plenty of common sense

[getreal]

the republicans are really hiprocritical, they promise but they do not deliver, why should they? they are so immune to the real issues, it apathy at its strongest. I certainly do not want 4 more years of rep crap like bush and sorry to say but most of Mccain sounds like Bush crap. Women who vote for Palin just cause she is a woman is not smart at all. Don't you get it! that is Mccain's strategy, he wants all of Hillaries voters, .... please be smart women, it is the devil disguised a lame sheep so you can get all wrap up and vote for the same hell we have been in the last eight years. Sorry but we need new blood in the White House. and yes Bill Clinton did balance the USA economy, while Bush spent lots of money for WAR, and gave us a mockery of what tax checks, and we gladly took it, how quickly we forget how the devils works. Not everything that shines is gold it could be gold electro-plate that will eventually fall off. Beware DO THE right THING AMERICA! get all the crooks out of the White House.

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