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It didn't help the club's legal defense that the fire code sign on the door said "MAX CAP. 300 PERSONS OR 12 FAT CHICKS."
Posted by: padraig | July 31, 2008 at 09:21 AM
They could scare them away by putting an Abductor machine in the lobby...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 31, 2008 at 09:57 AM
This calls to mind something I've noticed. Ever notice how fat people get mad at "discrimination" (and I'm not saying they shouldn't), but when they lose weight and get down to a normal weight, they discriminate just as much as anyone. Ever see Jared of Subway fame banging fat chicks?
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 31, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Clearly, a case of creeping fascism. Or communism. Something-ism.
Posted by: wiredog | July 31, 2008 at 10:34 AM
mville, i've never seen jared banging anyone...what porn site are you on?
Posted by: crossgirl | July 31, 2008 at 10:50 AM
Remember on Boston Legal when Denny Crane (of all people) fired an associate lawyer because she was fat? You can read all about it here...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 31, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Whut cg said.
Posted by: CJrun | July 31, 2008 at 11:13 AM
margaritaville, would you want to bang Jared?
Posted by: Grossed-Out Fat Chicks | July 31, 2008 at 11:33 AM
Not to mention, m'ville, why do you think Jared LOST all that weight in the first place? It wasn't so he could turn Roseanne's head.
Posted by: padraig | July 31, 2008 at 11:42 AM
"Almost 1000 people have joined an internet-based campaign calling for a boycott of the club and a protest on Friday night."
. . . Because they were so "door-frame challenged" they could not protest in person.
Sounds like to me the owners of the club got their wish if the gravity-cursed are refusing to show up.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 31, 2008 at 11:46 AM
Sounds like to me the owners of the club got their wish if the gravity-cursed are refusing to show up.
Oh, layers upon layers of irony.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 31, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Crossgirl, it's www.jaredsubwaysandwich.com.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 31, 2008 at 01:28 PM
gee, it's good to know that all you "normal" weight people are the thoughtful types. and i feel so saddened that Jared wouldn't want to "bang" me if i managed to somehow fit through a doorway.
Posted by: judi | July 31, 2008 at 01:51 PM
judi, no offense meant. I mean, I have been made fun of, but it's okay cause I'm not "heavier". I do feel bad for those women getting discriminated against. I was just making the point that a lot of people do it, and a lot of people make fun of others and if it's wrong for one segment of the population, it's wrong for every one. I have been called "skinny", "broomstick", "skinny bitch" and worse, but it seems to be okay. But if it's wrong to make fun of people, the internet and blogs in general would collapse into a cavernous void. My appolgies if I offended you,though. If I were Jared, I would so bang you.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 31, 2008 at 02:17 PM
Judi-Judi-Judi, 2 things:
1st - You are not door-frame-challenged, I was drinking beside you one night. That was inside a bar.
And B - Did I read that correct, you WANT to bang Jared?
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 31, 2008 at 06:26 PM
Honey, does this attitude make my mind look small?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 31, 2008 at 09:39 PM