ON THE ONE HAND, IT IS WRONG TO ASSAULT PEOPLE.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
« Previous | Main | Next »
July 29, 2008
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Books
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Past Columns
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
And you say the United Nations does nothing.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | July 29, 2008 at 10:13 AM
honey, i wasn't out getting drunk, i was pollinating.
Posted by: Mr. Tree Shrew | July 29, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Mr. Tree Shrew, I think you got off on the wrong stop of the breakneck Dave Express!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | July 29, 2008 at 10:20 AM
"Can you hear me .. oof, ow, ouch."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2008 at 10:21 AM
That U6 line, it was bound to happen. (it's the one that passes the O'fest grounds) And, interestingly, Nordfriedhof translates to North Cemetary ... good to see multiple cultures working together though ...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2008 at 10:26 AM
"Uh, like, that guy never even looked at my outfit, annnnd I'm totally wearing my new Joan&Davids, but he was soooo more interested in talking on the phone --whatever! I'm so going postal on him with my Coach bag!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 29, 2008 at 10:32 AM
Can you fear me know?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 29, 2008 at 10:40 AM
Hey! Somebody grab that runaway k for me.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 29, 2008 at 10:41 AM
"A multi-cultural group of teenage girls attacked a man in a Munich metro train
The group comprised a 15-year-old girl from Venezuela, a 15-year-old girl from Kazakhstan, a 15-year-old girl from Ecuador, a 14-year-old girl from the Dominican Republic and a 15-year-old boy from Italy. "
Of course, France surrendered.
Posted by: chuck | July 29, 2008 at 10:55 AM
Don't click on the link in the story about the son who was arrested for beheading his father. Police indicate there is a suspicion that the son might be mentally unbalanced.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 29, 2008 at 11:10 AM
NMUA: Well, he's just an excitable boy...
Posted by: Fax Paladin | July 29, 2008 at 11:25 AM
go girl!!
Posted by: queensbee | July 29, 2008 at 01:27 PM
Those Kazakhs and those Uzbeks...
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 29, 2008 at 04:39 PM
I'm amazed! I mean amazed that the guy on the phone was not from New York (or Jersey).
Posted by: FirstTimeCaller | July 29, 2008 at 06:51 PM
It makes me all warm and tingly all over. The people of the world uniting hand-in-hand to beat the crap out of assholes with cellphones.
Posted by: John | July 30, 2008 at 08:05 PM