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May I be the first to second that "No, thanks!"
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Check please!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2008 at 10:39 AM
La cuenta, por favor!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Don't tell Walter.
Posted by: Reddsuss | July 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Those prices are stiff.
Is it filleted, or does it come with the oosik?
Posted by: CJrun | July 28, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Served with a desert helping of Spotted Dick?
I hope not!
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2008 at 10:46 AM
Are their dicks spotted?
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 28, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Served with a desert helping of Spotted Dick?
I hope not!
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2008 at 10:47 AM
No,thanks, indeed.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 28, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Are their dick$ spotted as well?
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 28, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Wow, never wanted to be huang like a seal.
Wonder what 2 sides you get with that?
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 28, 2008 at 10:48 AM
I actually was going to try this once, so I had some shipped to me. I opened the package and saw there was two bits inside and was about to sample it when I saw the outside wrapper said, "Do not eat if seal is broken."
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 28, 2008 at 10:59 AM
Well folks, I'm off cruisin' for a few days. Ya'll have a wonderful week & see ya Friday!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Siouxie, you get back here right now!!!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | July 28, 2008 at 11:05 AM
"hello honored perverts of all ages, my name is Takudo. You may know me from such films as 'No Humping For Old Men" and "There Will Be Metamucil", but whenever I'm in China and I'm hungry to eat some animal's penis, I go to the Guolizhang Palace. They serve truly Olympic-sized portions, and the doggie bag is really a doggie's , well, you know. So if you're 'members only', order some wang chunks tonight!
Posted by: insomniac | July 28, 2008 at 11:18 AM
I'd like to know who the genius was who thought it would be a good idea to eat a seal's peenie.
Posted by: snif | July 28, 2008 at 11:32 AM
snif...I'd like to know who the second guy was....He should have really known better.
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 28, 2008 at 11:39 AM
Another good reason for Walter not to cover the Olympics...
Posted by: jon | July 28, 2008 at 11:43 AM
*snork*Ewww! at Insom.Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 28, 2008 at 11:44 AM
snif - It wasn't us!
Posted by: The seals | July 28, 2008 at 11:46 AM
So dog is off the menu, but apparently you can still eat
pucat.Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2008 at 11:57 AM
*Is profoundly grateful that Don Rickles is absent from this post*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2008 at 11:57 AM
Martinishark, how did they expect to ship you seal bits without breaking a seal?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2008 at 12:04 PM
I was trying to decide what to have for breakfast. In addition to so many other services the blog provides, now it is a cure for indecision as well.
Posted by: WriterDude | July 28, 2008 at 12:14 PM
It's kind of like stone crabs Annie, where they snap off the claw and toss them back alive.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 28, 2008 at 12:17 PM
*urp*
Posted by: gjd | July 28, 2008 at 12:19 PM
That would explain why monk seals are so
eunuchunique.Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2008 at 12:21 PM
What does Heidi Klum think about this??
Posted by: ellie | July 28, 2008 at 12:22 PM
if you want to supersize your meal do you get walrus?
Posted by: crossgirl | July 28, 2008 at 12:33 PM
THIS is why I refused to compete in the Olympics.
Oh, they begged and begged, but I stood firm. I do NOT swallow dick!!!!!
Posted by: Punkin | July 28, 2008 at 12:34 PM
Rumor has it any member of the Korean Olympic team that doesn't win a medal will be eaten.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2008 at 12:54 PM
LOL, ellie, you stole my thought.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 28, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Layzee-
sickgreat minds think alike!Posted by: ellie | July 28, 2008 at 01:00 PM
i yam the walrus. koookookajoo. but i'll have to pass on the seal dickie.
fried seal dickie wbagnfarb
Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2008 at 01:02 PM
You should wear something nice when you eat there...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 28, 2008 at 01:06 PM
Snork @ Annie
These people should be
castratedcastigated for this behaviour.Posted by: MartiniShark | July 28, 2008 at 01:10 PM
Siouxie wanted me to ask what kind of sauce it comes in.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2008 at 01:19 PM
If prepared correctly it creates its own.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 28, 2008 at 01:33 PM
So a Eskimo fisherman brings his broken snowmobile into the shop for repair.
After a few minutes of tinkering with it, the mechanic reports "Looks like you've blown a seal".
To which the Eskimo man replies "Nah, that's just frost on the mustache."
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2008 at 01:39 PM
It comes with a nice white sauce, Creme of Sum Yung Guy
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 28, 2008 at 01:40 PM
Confucius say, "Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2008 at 01:47 PM
When the story about the Chinese banning dog was blogged, I attempted to send it to my nephew who is in Beijing. Surprise! He couldn't open the link... My sister, his mother, tells me that they're pretty strict about not allowing "negative" press. Like, you can't talk about the smog... cough-cough... the dog... ruff-ruff... or the peeni... snork-snork
Posted by: eilbeback | July 28, 2008 at 07:35 PM
Great public service by the Blog with this post. Readers are forewarned not to order "a stiff one."
Posted by: Blog Commenter | July 29, 2008 at 01:52 PM
oh, punkin.. that is such a
lieprevarication!(El told me so;)
Posted by: just sayin' | July 29, 2008 at 03:16 PM