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But aren't they all schmucks already?
Posted by: diverdowndoc | July 29, 2008 at 10:05 AM
"Send a real Schmuck to Washington"
Posted by: diverdowndoc | July 29, 2008 at 10:05 AM
finally some truth in political advertising.
Posted by: wickedwitch | July 29, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Well! A self-simul involving a schmuck. It's deja-vu all over again.
Posted by: diverdowndoc | July 29, 2008 at 10:07 AM
They're all schmucks anyway, right?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2008 at 10:09 AM
Once a Schmuck, always a Schmuck.
... well, that's what I hear!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2008 at 10:16 AM
... doesn't "Schmuck" have another meaning? In Hebrew?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2008 at 10:17 AM
Yes it does, Kibby.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Well, in Yiddish anyway.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2008 at 10:18 AM
So, who all is joining the mailing list?
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 29, 2008 at 10:23 AM
Sounds like this guy was born to be in politics.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 29, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Ahhh ... Yiddish!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2008 at 10:30 AM
Finally a politician who tells it like it is!
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 29, 2008 at 11:17 AM
only the men are schmucks. some of them are so bad, they can be called schmekeles. that would be a small version of a schmuck. a big insult for a small, eh... you know.
Posted by: queensbee | July 29, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I've been voting for schmucks for 30 years... Show me somebody different!
Posted by: eilbeback | July 29, 2008 at 01:18 PM
Not to be confused with Schnucks, the St-Louis-based grocery chain
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 29, 2008 at 04:36 PM
Of course, his slogan has already been used:
"With a name like Schmuck, he has to be good!"
Posted by: Mr Death | July 29, 2008 at 04:40 PM
Of course, his slogan has already been used:
"With a name like Schmuck, he has to be good!"
Posted by: Mr Death | July 29, 2008 at 04:40 PM