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A legitimate reason to say "No" to tofu.
(Thanks to MartiniShark)
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A legitimate reason to say "No" to tofu.
(Thanks to MartiniShark)
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Seems like that might be a reason to eat a lot of tofu. Tofu is the reason not to eat tofu.
Posted by: pogo | July 24, 2008 at 05:48 PM
The thought of having sex with Ms. Mildew dropped my count by a few sweetheart cups.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 24, 2008 at 05:49 PM
..research suggests soy-based products may reduce a man's sperm count.
Or maybe they're just plain whipped.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 05:49 PM
Are you sure they have the cause and effect correct? I'm thinking that a guy who would voluntarily eat tofu isn't much of a guy to begin with. NTTAWWT!
Posted by: fivver | July 24, 2008 at 05:55 PM
Craig Ferguson says soy causes manboobs. There's a reason for men not to eat soy.
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 05:56 PM
120 million little guys in each millilitre!!!??
I am going to eat a Johnsville brat and drink a cold beer to that number.
Posted by: Erb's point | July 24, 2008 at 06:02 PM
120 million little guys per millilitre!!?
I am going to eat a johnsville brat and drink a cold beer to that number!
Posted by: Erb's point | July 24, 2008 at 06:03 PM
The bot is eating soy...
Posted by: Erb's point | July 24, 2008 at 06:04 PM
And this is why I stay with tiger-penis soup.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 06:05 PM
Well, for married guys anyway. For me, that's an illegitimate reason.
Posted by: CJrun | July 24, 2008 at 06:05 PM
*gathers up soy products to feed to Gloucester High School boys*
Posted by: Punkin | July 24, 2008 at 06:05 PM
I mean TOFU, yes, tofu.
(Tofurkey on a school lunch menu can't be any worse than regular cafeteria food, methinks.)
Posted by: Punkin | July 24, 2008 at 06:07 PM
Brats & beer raise your sperm count.
Posted by: pogo | July 24, 2008 at 06:07 PM
Between this and the "I'm fighting prostate cancer" excuse guys are taking a beating lately.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2008 at 06:19 PM
bali - Crrraig is right, as usual.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 06:25 PM
Flossing also raises your sperm count. I don't want to know how.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 06:27 PM
Good idea, Punkin. I may have to drop in on the school I used to teach at with carefully disguised tofu treats. They need to do something to those kids...
Posted by: Glix | July 24, 2008 at 06:28 PM
I had some imitation tofu once. It was made with chicken.
Posted by: SW | July 24, 2008 at 06:57 PM
Well that sure explains the low birth rate in China.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 24, 2008 at 07:02 PM
For me you can add all soy products to the abstinence program.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 07:05 PM
Pogo - Beer raises your sperm count, obliterates your common sense and results in brats. just sayin'
Posted by: Meditrina | July 24, 2008 at 07:08 PM
Given how crowded Japan is, that's probably a good thing...
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 24, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Annie, I was in bed when he told me.
'Course, he was on tv. Rats.
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 07:45 PM
AAAaaawwWWW!! *texts furiously to 'trina brats*
Posted by: CJrun | July 24, 2008 at 07:50 PM
bali - you're on the bed, he's on the tv.....
Interesting choice of positions.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 07:54 PM
bali, sounds to me like a great place for a mini-tramp...not you Sio.
Posted by: CJrun | July 24, 2008 at 08:02 PM
"Subfertile"? Euphemize much?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2008 at 08:09 PM
Tofuuuu, nothing but tofuuuuuu
Nothing but tofuuuuuuuuu, from now onnnn.
Tofuuuuu, nothing but tofuuuuuuu
Nothing but tofuuuuuu, for me and my gal.
Posted by: CJrun | July 24, 2008 at 08:25 PM
Methinks CJ is too f-u'd.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 08:33 PM
I'd have to think, that for most guys, a low sperm count would be a benefit. Paternity suit???? KMA.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 08:35 PM
and, btw, lol at SW's 6.57 post.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 08:37 PM
This just in: quiche directly linked to male back hair length
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2008 at 08:40 PM
I'm thinking that any guy who cooks tofu for a woman really won't have to worry about his sperm factoring in later in the evening.
"Ooooohh, bean curd makes me hot!!!"
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 08:47 PM
Btw, CJ - My brats already know. ;)
The son has been to Chicago, Milwaukee, 22 days of camping in 7 National parks in Wyo, MT, Canada, SD thus far this summer. Leaving on a jet plane tomorrow to go to Philadelphia, Boston and NYC w/ G'pa for some baseball games.
Trying to fit OK and the other G'parents in before school starts. It's a rough life.
Posted by: Meditrina | July 24, 2008 at 08:57 PM
say it ain't so, Kikkoman!!!!
Posted by: insomniac | July 24, 2008 at 09:18 PM
I guess my sperm is safe (if I had some)(which I don't) I hate tofu.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:18 PM
bali, sounds to me like a great place for a mini-tramp...not you Sio.
Posted by: CJrun | 08:02 PM on July 24, 2008
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Que??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:25 PM
Uh-oh...I think CJ meant Supertramp, not mini-tramp.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 09:26 PM
Guess that means products like this are oxymoronic.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 09:28 PM
82 million sperm in the balls
82 million sperm
You eat some tofu
And lose quite a few
41 million sperm in the balls...
Posted by: Just Ducky | July 24, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Well..I did have some edamame tonight. Does that count??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:30 PM
ducky, that's just sick.
*sings 20 1/2 sperm on the balls...*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 09:33 PM
What's the big deal, anyway? Ooooo, your sperm count is looooow. It's only at 43.2308 billion/centipule. Time for a manicure and some highlights, big guy.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 09:33 PM
Annie, he better have meant Supertramp. I ain't no mini-tramp!
*snaps fingers, waving head side to side*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:35 PM
That doesn't qualify as a spermicide, Siouxie, be careful.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 09:36 PM
Oh and YAY to Ducky!! another good icky one.
And YAY to Martini Dude for getting posted!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:38 PM
Who's tending the blogbar tonight?
Posted by: Just Ducky | July 24, 2008 at 09:38 PM
whoever's tendin', make mine a double. (an Ducky's first round is on me.)
Ain't I generous with fantasy cash!
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 09:42 PM
Bali is, Siouxie told me
Posted by: jug | July 24, 2008 at 09:42 PM
Woo-hoo, Wyo! I'll take a frozen blogarita, with salt, thanks.
Posted by: Just Ducky | July 24, 2008 at 09:43 PM
I hope she hurries back with the nuts and my Jameson's
Posted by: jug | July 24, 2008 at 09:45 PM
jug, bali ran off with your nuts?
Posted by: Just Ducky | July 24, 2008 at 09:45 PM
*Whips in to tend bar*
Free drinks all around! jug is buyin', Wyo told me.
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 09:46 PM
*jumps behind the blog bar...almost falls on @ss*
Whatcha's having??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:46 PM
man does not live by salt alone, he must have the rest of the blogarita. (OK, I know it was bread, but... whatever.)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 09:47 PM
Hey, bali! We actually got some rain today, courtesy of Hurricane Dolly. Although I'm sorry for the South Texas folks, we really needed the rain.
Posted by: Just Ducky | July 24, 2008 at 09:47 PM
DUCKY! You said you wouldn't talk about it in public!! *hides purse*
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 09:47 PM
First twelve rounds are on me. Hi y'all
Jameson's please Bali.
Posted by: jug | July 24, 2008 at 09:47 PM
(jug musta won the lottery)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 09:49 PM
*mixes up a frozen blogarita for the Duckness, a Jameson's neat for jug and a double for Wyo, wine for myself and bali*
*gives jug his nuts*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:50 PM
jug, your generosity knows no
boundersbounds.Oops, sorry, bali. Blame the booze.
Close enough, Wyo. And I have to flap off for a bit; Mr. Ducky is quacking at me...Keep the blogaritas cold, I'll be back!
Posted by: Just Ducky | July 24, 2008 at 09:50 PM
I'm feeling extravagant tonight, in spite of the fact that the lottery ticket I bought was defective.
Posted by: jug | July 24, 2008 at 09:51 PM
oops..forgot
*pours an appletini for MartiniShark, beer for CJ and Annie*
Bali can take over now ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 09:52 PM
Thank you for giving me my nuts Siouxie. I know they were in good hands with you.
Posted by: jug | July 24, 2008 at 09:52 PM
Er, appletini???? You figuring me for a metro-sexual there?
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Siouxie, you can have the bar, I'm gonna put my feet up. Just sent the youngest off on a week's vacay with her dad. Boy, is HE in for an interesting week.
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 10:03 PM
sheesh...OK picky picky picky
*grabs appletini and shugs it*
*mixes up an extra DRY dirty martini*
olives??? shaken? stirred?? machete'd?
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Have a martini Bali, I think you have earned it
Posted by: jug | July 24, 2008 at 10:05 PM
I'm ready to be served too, bali! maybe one of the boys will take over?
*getting ready for my cruise so I need to start relaxing*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 10:06 PM
*zzzzzzzzzzz*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Double Sapphire dry, up, with a key lime wedge. Here, let me. . .
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 10:11 PM
*sweeps up glass after martini...* ;)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 10:17 PM
pffffft...fine.
*steps aside* ohhh purty blue too.
Ok gang, MartiniShark is taking over bar duties!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 10:18 PM
mmmmm....cruise.....
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 10:21 PM
mmmmmmmm...Tom...Cruise....
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 10:26 PM
Wait a sec, who broughtthis crap???
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 10:27 PM
MShark, that is just wrong.
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 10:34 PM
very, very wrong
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 24, 2008 at 10:35 PM
I agree. What would you use as a garnish, wheat grass?
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 10:42 PM
Eeeek!
that's the last time I send CJ to stock the bar. Him and his "natural" crap.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Where you cruising to Siouxie?
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 10:50 PM
MS, maybe that's what Dave meant when he said there is no '3.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 24, 2008 at 10:51 PM
My money's on your theory, Annie. Cuz eeeeuuuuwwwww.
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 10:55 PM
You know Annie, suddenly it makes sense. Mysterious ways indeed.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 11:01 PM
Sharkie...and may I call you that?? of course I may...
I'm cruising on NCL (thanks to my good friend...estrogen centrale) on a 4 day vacay going to Grand Bahama Island, Nassau and their private "Out Island". Going with my daughters - before I'm left all alone
YAY PARTAY!!!*sniff* *sniff* We're leaving on Monday and come back Friday.Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 11:03 PM
Have fun, Siouxie!
Posted by: baligurl | July 24, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Sounds too great. Get pics for us land-locked
losersworking stiffs.Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Will do, bali...Sharkie! (btw, I like that name better)
bali, this means that Casa de Siouxie is ready for business come Hunt Season! You ARE coming down, right??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 11:14 PM
Sharkie? Appletinis?? What you must think of me. . .
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 11:15 PM
Sheesh...you men have such hangups. What is wrong with appletinis???
You are invited too...Mr.ManlyManMartiniSharkGuyStud. We had a great time last year and I'm hoping this year will be even better.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2008 at 11:22 PM
My hang-ups are what make me a testosterone-polluted guy. Can't help it, and don't want to.
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 24, 2008 at 11:28 PM
*eyeroll*
Yes, Martini "Stallion" Shark ;-P
Niters and sweet dreams to all who may still be awake.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Wasn't fishing for stallion, but OK? Night to ya
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 25, 2008 at 12:14 AM
Siouxie, when you wake up: yes, Xmygrits and I are both coming down for the hunt. Can't we find a way for those of us working the hunt (and paying to do so) to actually meet Dave and judi? And maybe Carl? Okay, prolly not Carl, but surely Dave and judi are do-able. Okay, that didn't come out right...
Posted by: baligurl | July 25, 2008 at 12:54 AM
bali, we will undoubtedly hang out with the Blog folks after the Hunt. For that matter, before the Hunt, as well, getting assignments.
I expect to be costumed as a clueless.
Posted by: CJrun | July 25, 2008 at 05:37 AM
Just soy no!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 25, 2008 at 07:37 AM
Buenos Dias!
YAY bali! Like CJ said. There is usually a get together after the Hunt for all of those who "work" it. Dave & judi will be there
drinking their asses offrelaxing with the little people. Carl...not so much (unless he comes for the Hunt). We could plan something before. The s.b. is always willing toget sloshedenjoy a good time. Last year there was a Books & Books event the night before and they all got to meet judi and the Blogs (which, btw, WBAGNFARB). Either way there are plenty of SF bloglits around to make it a great time.Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 07:47 AM
Oh yeah. CJ will definitely be clueless.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 07:50 AM
pssst, siouxie...who's carl?
Posted by: crossgirl | July 25, 2008 at 08:28 AM
um....I assumed bali meant Hiaasen??
Is there another Carl???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 08:32 AM