CREEPING FASCISM IN MICHIGAN
It's getting so a man can't even ride his mower.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
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Can't blame the authorities. MWI is a pretty serious offense. Maybe he'll get time off for having hit a few squirrels or something.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 22, 2008 at 07:19 AM
"Sir, I'm going to need for you to mow in a sraight line, then spell John Deere backwards please."
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 22, 2008 at 07:47 AM
"Hold mah weed wacker & watch this!"
Posted by: Siouxie | July 22, 2008 at 08:19 AM
"C'mon baby, hold my beer and ride my mower."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 22, 2008 at 08:20 AM
Sounds like he has a head start on his community service.
Posted by: oldmanatee | July 22, 2008 at 08:52 AM
How can we have a caption contest when they didn't even show a picture??
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 22, 2008 at 08:55 AM
*zips in*™
I'm surprised the guy was alive with a .44 BA. At that level, some people would be dead, and others would be in a coma. My guess is that he's built up quite a 'tolerance', IYCMD.
*glad to see that Jazzzz wasn't involved in this incident*
Posted by: Eleanor | July 22, 2008 at 09:54 AM
"During questioning at the scene, he could not recall operating the mower. "
You drink enough to blow a .44, you'll forget your name, your first date, and most of what you learned at the Voc-Tech academy. Hey bud? That tinkling sound you hear is your dead brain cells cascading down your spine.
I can't drink fast enough to blow a .44. Honestly, you have to be chugging whiskey bottles. Not that I haven't seen it done up nort' here...
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | July 22, 2008 at 11:05 AM
If he'd get one of these he wouldn't have this problem...
Posted by: Steve Haller | July 22, 2008 at 12:06 PM
"Hey, Offisher, you wanna join me for a quick one?"
Posted by: MOTW | July 22, 2008 at 03:28 PM