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July 28, 2008

ATTENTION, ELDERLY RETIREES LOOKING FOR A NEW CAREER

Consider becoming a porn star.

Arttokudacnn

(Thanks to Lisa, who states, quote, "Eww.")

Update: Apparently this is some kind of trend, and it needs to be stopped.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

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それはそれを得ることができるときよい仕事である。

(It's good work when you can get it) with textual additions by Babelfish.

From women in their 20's to their 70's, Tokuda romances them all (sometimes more than one at a time).
ewwwwwwww.....


And I SURE don't want to know what AARP stands for over there.

And another thing.... Who thinks Depends and a garter belt are sexy?

Fade to black. Now.

"Tokuda is a genuine leading man in the genre of elderly porn"

This is actually a genre???? I have to agree with Lisa here.... Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

"I Am Curious....Not!"

I love my grandma, but not this literally!

I liked The Sun's take on granny - "Growing old disgracefully: Siouxie's life story."

Granny??

That. Is. Just. Wrong.

Jeff, you are soooooooo right! I'll be the old fart getting to the end of my years with a drink in each hand going..."WOOOOHOOO! *hic* What a RIDE!!" I'm not going down easily ;-)

Director: Are the paddles ready?
Prop guy: But it's not an S&M film.
Director: CARDIAC paddles.

That. Is. Just. Wrong.

Posted by: Margaritaville | 10:50 AM on July 28, 2008


Don't you mean 'Wong'?

LMAO fivver

Oldmanatee, apparently two Wongs make porn video.

Debbie Does Dulcalax....starring: Peter Wong and Vera Wang.

I'm still hung-up on the headline. Does that mean he used the Bedazzler on his birthday suit? Even more reason not to watch.

Apparently it's also spread to England, though thankfully no picture this time...

Eye bleach for my mind's eye, stat!
*Brando* "The horror, the horror..."

I think I threw up a little

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