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Worse. They show up loaded at their house late at night.
Posted by: lil rascal | July 29, 2008 at 10:09 AM
What do they call their ex-girlfriends?
What? Oh, never mind.
Posted by: Emily Litella | July 29, 2008 at 10:10 AM
“This indicated [to me] that there might be alcohol involved," Wiens recalls
That seems to be a common sentiment for most stories involving mammals uprooting utility poles then electrocuting themselves.
Are you there Darwin? It's me, diverdowndoc!
Posted by: diverdowndoc | July 29, 2008 at 10:11 AM
I'm sure you see more of them than most of us, doc.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2008 at 10:19 AM
Whatever you do, DON'T give them cell phones with their ex's number in it!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2008 at 10:20 AM
I personally oppose any combination of alcohol with species of animals. --Signed,
Posted by: MartiniShark | July 29, 2008 at 10:28 AM
AND DO THE CALL THEIR EX-GIRLFRIENDS?
Yes, and they also sing Karaoke, tell all their friends how much they love them, and have three cigarettes burning in the ashtray.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 29, 2008 at 10:53 AM
WOW!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 29, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Well I know this shrew is fond of Lambrusco.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 29, 2008 at 11:16 AM
I used to be a shrew... before I got drunk.
Posted by: eilbeback | July 29, 2008 at 01:16 PM