ALCOHOL MAY HAVE BEEN INVOLVED

Freeport man busted for licking cop's face

Key Quote: "We encourage people not to lick our police officers."

(Thanks to Laura Marie Norman)

Comments

[funniegrrl]

"We encourage people not to lick our police officers."

NOW they tell me ...

[fivver]

Sgt. Newton added, "Licking my face was okay, but when he started humping my leg..."

[purrfect]

i haz rabies, you can haz rabies

[Steve Haller]

At least not in the line of duty; what they do after hours is their business...

[Suss]

So we're supposed to join them?

[Meanie the Blue]

Don't tongue me, bro!

[Eleanor]

Now if he'd been some hot chick, the incident might not have ever been reported.......

[Brainy Jello]

"...you never know what people are carrying in their saliva."

Or where they got it.

[SW]

The long tongue of the law. He was a slippery sort, but he left a trail.

[SW]

He was wanted, dead or saliva.

[Siouxie]

El, I agree. Perhaps someone like HER??

[igloo]

Apologies to John Cameron Swayze
COPS!...
"Take a licking and keep on ticketing."

[SW]

Lol, ig. The crime-lick maneuver?

[Eleanor]

Exactly,Siouxie! lol

[Wyo Cowboy]

stevie, you're killin' me! "crime-lick" now that's pretty damned funny.

[MartiniShark]

"From now on all Freeport officers are being urged to keep donut glaze and sprinkles off of their uniforms in order to prevent future incidents such as this."

I don't know, I can kinda see how this could happen .

[baligurl]

O/T Um, can someone please ask judi to talk to the Blog and update the Herald Hunt site? It's got all last year's info. Thanks.

end O/T

[jug]

All that and you didn't ee if anyone wanted a drink? You're slipping bali

[jug]

tosses errant 's' up where it belongs

[Siouxie]

Evenin' all!

bali, I'm sure she will when they actually more info.

Even Andy hasn't updated HIS HUNT website

The only thing that anyone knows so far is the date.

[jug]

Hiya Siouxie

How's things?

[Meditrina]

Pajama Party @ Siouxie's! With KC BBQ and crabs. Oh, and wine. ;)

[Wyo Cowboy]

med, I'd not boast about the crabs, if I were you...

Just sayin'

(In the army, we were told crabs can jump up to 6 feet!)

[Meditrina]

Cj has the crabs. I gots the BBQ. just sayin.

[baligurl]

Geez, Med, you find out I'm comin' and you immediately bring up the crabs??

I'm bringin the tequila! That stuff'll kill anything.

[Meditrina]

Awesome, bali!

I hear Tequila makes your clothes fall off. Siouxie told me.

[baligurl]

Not me, Med. I start out nekkid. Saves time.

[Siouxie]

Um..things are great, jug - how goes it with ju? ;-)

Apparently, I'm having a Pajama party LOL (Med...let's make sure to specify that the crabs are the edible kind.

[baligurl]

Oh. I bet PJ's are mandatory, huh.

Okay.

[Meditrina]

Bali, indeed. The delicious kind - stone crab claws. You'll have to fight me for 'em. ;)

The Floridians were all engrossed with the BBQ, whilest I was enamored by the seafood. I polished them off.

YUMMY!

[baligurl]

Hmmmmmmm, Med. What can I bring to the party? Shall I make a killer dessert?

[Meditrina]

Hmmmm.... how about some chalk beer? Oklahomas finest.

[Siouxie]

And a sleeping bag

[Suzy Q]

bali, you and I can have a Dessert Cage Match, if you want. I made brownies with coffee frosting last year.

[Suzy Q]

Oh, and PJs are optional. Nudity is mandatory!

[baligurl]

Sleeping bag? Check.

Chalk beer? Never heard of it. Seriously? I'll go on a hunt for it this weekend in OKC.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Beware Tequila.

[Meditrina]

Q! Glad to see ya. Do we really wanna go THERE? ;)

[Suzy Q]

Med, I am salivating at the thought of more Oklahoma Joe's!

*smooches*

[baligurl]

Ooh, Ms. Q, it's on! Chocolate cherry cheesecake, anyone?

[Meditrina]

Q, even Wyo was asking if there were leftovers... and he didn't seem excited about BBQ! How is that POSSIBLE?

[Siouxie]

LOL Suz...and an awesome dessert it was!

Well I'm putting up my house...so ya'll figure out what you want to bring ;-P

[Wyo Cowboy]

med, I simply played it close to the vest.

the BBQ was worth killin' for.

yup, it was.

[Siouxie]

Indeed it was, Wyo. TO DIE FOR!!! so were the stone crabs (which are a fav of mine).

[Wyo Cowboy]

*wonders how far stone crabs can jump.*

[Siouxie]

Sir, they don't need to jump. I'm more then happy to grab 'em and bring 'em up to my salivating mouth.

[jug]

Wyo, just take your lasso in case they try to get too far.

[Siouxie]

then = than

*blames the wine*

[jug]

Pajama party at Siouxie's? That's got Trouble written all over it.

[Wyo Cowboy]

some pictures may be too graphic, Sioux.

[Wyo Cowboy]

(I don't own pj's.)

reckon I should just stay home.

[Siouxie]

Hmm huh, jugster. With a capital TROUBLE.

[jug]

Siouxie why do I get the feeling that a PJ Party at your house would end up with the media being alerted?

[Meditrina]

If judi and dave are 'the media' then you are correct in your assumption, jug.

[Wyo Cowboy]

*impatiently awaits party footage*

[jug]

Evening Med, LTNS. How are you doing?

[Siouxie]

Wyo?? pictures?? we're shootin' VIDEO this time! ;-P

[baligurl]

Come sit by me, Wyo. Since we'll both be nekkid, it'll be easier for everyone else to stare look elsewhere.

[jug]

Uh, suuuuuuuuuuure Bali. By the way, I never knew you had a mole there?

[baligurl]

Yes, you did.

[Meditrina]

jug - just peachy. thx for askin'. tho.... you should take knee and elbow pads to wyoming, when you visit.

[baligurl]

hahahahahahahahhahaha!

I know why, Med, but he doesn't. *laughs like a mental patient*

[Wyo Cowboy]

I'm quite confident, that if I were sittin' there nekkid, everyone would find something else to gaze upon. quite confident.

[Siouxie]

Med...NEVER travel without proper knee-padding equipment.

*packing mine for the cruise*

[baligurl]

Wyo, are you saying they'd be gazin' on me? Cuz that's really sweet. (The check's in the mail.)

[jug]

Um Med, I 'm not sure I wanna know about the knee pads, but glad to hear you are peachy.

And Bali? Oh, just never mind.

[Wyo Cowboy]

bali, I'm no competition. none whatsoever.

[jug]

Wyo, if you could make your mole hop like a bunny like Bali can, then you might get some attention

[baligurl]

Jug? I never did.

[jug]

Never did what Bali?

[baligurl]

Mind.

[Siouxie]

Bali has a mole?? and it jumps?

hu nu?

[Suzy Q]

jug, if a chicken isn't sacrificed at Siouxie's partaaaay, why would the media care? (Plus, my sis is a cop, so I can call off the troops.)

bali: Bring it!!! It is ON. We can smear chocolate and cherries and coffee frosting on everyone!

Med, I can't wait to see you again. And your BBQ.

Siouxie: Video? Ack!!

[jug]

Psst- Siouxie. I think I wasn't supposed to mention that trick in public. Let's keep it on the down low,k?

[Suzy Q]

Oh, for anyone not in the know, the basic food groups at Siouxie's are meat, seafood, chocolate and wine. Very balanced!

[Meditrina]

Another point of reference, for anyone not camping literate: NEVER put your tennies tooo close to the fire. The soles melt. No SHIT.

[jug]

Suzy? be careful. When Bali gets smeared in chocolate her blood sugar does crazy things and, well, let's just say you should get nervous and make sure there aren't any feathers close by.

[jug]

Med that musta smelled kinda like driving through Gary Indiana.

[baligurl]

Med, when I lived in Seattle, we called our tennis shoes, 'tennie runners'. That at all familiar to you? (Just never heard anyone else say "tennies".)

And a jumping mole is a tick, and I don't have one.

Jug does. Annie told me.

[jug]

It was not either a tick. I promise I won't say a word to them about that trick you do with whipping cream and a roman candle.

[Siouxie]

ok, jug...shhhhhhhshing now

la la la

[baligurl]

Thank you, Siouxie. I'm bringing chocolate cherry cheesecake.

[jug]

Thanks Siouxie
Um, have you ever considered singing lessons?

[Siouxie]

TMI!!!

Suz...those are the 4 basic food groups.

[baligurl]

I thought the four basic food groups were: frozen, delivery, drive thru, and Mom's House.

[Coach Mulligan]

This sux! Been out riding all night, come home to walk the hound before going back out, and see there's a naked bacchanaal at Siouxie's! And with stone crabs!! Ah well, I'll have to make it up at the next spontaneous bash.

[Suzy Q]

Sioux, they worked last year; I see no reason to change.  ;)

bali:  You are goin' down!  Can't wait to wrestle you in chocolate delights.  Ha!

[Meditrina]

It is a skanky smell and a nasty feeling when one finds their tennies melted next to the fire. Dayam.

Hence, the fashion show.

[Suzy Q]

Coach, I've heard them crabs can jump 6 feet high. Wyo told me.

[Siouxie]

Um...coach?? no back anal at MY house!

[jug]

Med look at the bright side- it probably helped keep the mosquitoes away.

[Suzy Q]

Bwah!

[baligurl]

Yikes, Sioux! And on that note, I'm going to bed. (Yer killin me!) Y'all sleep good, and plan on my cheesecake .) Night, Hunnies!

[Suzy Q]

Good night, baligurl. Try not to dream of our Cage Match...too much! *mwah*

[MartiniShark]

Is there such a thing as front anal???

[jug]

I'm going to bed with Bali, er like Bali.

Good night folks

[Suzy Q]

Why do you want to know, MS? Trying out new positions?

[MartiniShark]

You blogettes enjoy the party, I'm going back out to dodge the drunks, tourists, and immigrants.

(And Suzy, who said that's a new position?)

[Suzy Q]

Oh, I never said it was new, MS. Just thought is might be new to you. But, if not? Well, then, carry on. And fly your freak flag proudly!

[Siouxie]

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