ACTUAL EMAIL RECEIVED BY THIS BLOG FROM, AS FAR AS WE CAN TELL, MARS
Dear Sir/Maddam,
With regards to you and your company,am willfred wilson from USA(PA) and will like to make an enquiry on (Ramp Door Stab Jacks) .Advise back with their models and their prices of each model that you have instock.I will also need your location and your payment options in order to proceed with this order.Thank you.
Regards,willfred wilson
Huh?
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 09:59 AM
Apparently they are insulting your manhood and insisting you buy their product of unknown origin.
Posted by: Margaritaville | July 25, 2008 at 09:59 AM
I think I heard the Ramp Door Stab Jacks open for Metallica.
Posted by: Danny | July 25, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Although...Ramp Door Stab Jacks could BAGNFARB
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Woa!
PsychoticPsychic musical simul, Danny.Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 10:01 AM
Sometimes I wonder if among all the spam, there are actual people who write like that. And then can't figure out why they never, EVER get replies.
Posted by: SpecialNobodie | July 25, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Willfred Wilson...not to be confused with Wilfred Willson.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 25, 2008 at 10:07 AM
Write him back and say we're fresh out of ramp door stab jacks, but we can make him a heck of a deal on climax shaft collars.
Posted by: padraig | July 25, 2008 at 10:10 AM
It looks like he wants to BUY something from you, so you should just make up a price list and send it to him. Maybe you could have plastic Ramp Door Stab Jacks, then aluminum, titanium, platinum, and gold-plated, with appropriate escalating prices.
Posted by: Braniff | July 25, 2008 at 10:15 AM
The weird thing is there is something called a ramp door stab jack. It's a trailer/RV thing. I know because one day a friend was showing me their RV and said, '. . .and you use the ramp door stab jack to. . .'
I couldn't get those words out of my head for the rest of the day.
Posted by: SlapShotFan | July 25, 2008 at 10:18 AM
Chloe, are you listening to this? I don't like the sound of it...
Posted by: Jack Bauer | July 25, 2008 at 10:23 AM
i like braniff's idea. make up a list of products, and prices. use rupees tho, because it just feels like you should.
Posted by: queensbee | July 25, 2008 at 10:36 AM
"It's a trailer/RV thing." Hence the reason for the inability to write a coherent paragraph.
Posted by: Braniff | July 25, 2008 at 10:41 AM
Simple - he has Dave confused with the people at Trucknamerica.com which does sell them.
Maybe with this guy
Posted by: Wally Ballou | July 25, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Or, you could just obtain a price list from various "models" in South Beach limo buses.
Posted by: CJrun | July 25, 2008 at 10:58 AM
We have trailer parks here in Florida??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 25, 2008 at 11:00 AM
babblefish transalation
Posted by: Roger | July 25, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I think he means: RAMP DOOR and STABILIZER JACKS which are trailer parts.
Posted by: mary | July 25, 2008 at 01:41 PM
Stabilizer jacks...oh. That makes sense. At first I thought that Stab Jack was a sequel to Kill Bill Part 2.
Posted by: Ernie G | July 25, 2008 at 05:25 PM
No stab Jack - kill Bill Three. At least, in my book - or my job, either one... As I said , it's been one of THOSE days - all week.
Posted by: Kathybear | July 25, 2008 at 06:02 PM
Dave - accept only Euros.
Posted by: Guin | July 26, 2008 at 08:10 AM
Is our spammers learning?
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | July 26, 2008 at 09:05 PM