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Here's an ugly refreshingly irreverent accessory.
(Thanks to Annie Where-but-hair)
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Here's an ugly refreshingly irreverent accessory.
(Thanks to Annie Where-but-hair)
Iowa man accused of biting off another man's nose
(Thanks to queensbee)
Try the hexangular germ fries the cowboy bone.
(Thanks to B. Kizer and Dan)
(Thanks to Chuck)
Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and sjhaller)
Key Supportive Quote: ‘I don’t want to see a skinned rabbit or skinned pigeon coming out of your ninny and then get excited and hold it.'
(Thanks to DavCat)
According to researchers at the University of Wolverhampton, the world's oldest recorded joke is -- get ready -- a Sumerian fart joke.
(Sent in by everyone)
(Thanks to emkay)
(Thanks to Steve "The Other Steve" Lancaster)
But this motorist certainly qualifies for a Florida driver's license.
(Thanks to DavCat)
“It’s not the same if your boat just has a number, is it?”
(Thanks to DavCat)
An Italian woman is suing a ferry company after waking up in a first-class cabin "covered in ticks from head to toe", newspapers reported Tuesday.
(Thanks to DavCat)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Baron vonKlyff)
In Other Snake News: We have this.
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Watch as CosmosGAL accurately forecasts the earthquake while it is happening!
(Thanks to Eamus Catuli)
Update: It's even more amazing than we thought! She's broadcasting from August 5, 2008, which is in the future!
A former pest exterminator lost in the Australian Outback survived by eating insects.
(Thanks to The Perts and Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig, who says "I think I saw someone name Princess Chunky" at a strip club once.")
Now he has appeared in the form of a Cheeto.
Key Quote: The pastor of Kirkwood Methodist Church does not see anything theologically special about the Cheeto.
(Thanks to sjhaller)
The 39th Annual Wausau Funday & Possum Festival
There will be entertainment, but as far as we have been able to determine it will not include Don Rickles.
(Thanks to Justin Barber)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Thanks to DavCat)
A "very large lady" at the New York Sports Club was "sling-shot" off equipment known as the "abductor" - and had to be hauled from the gym in a rescue basket by firefighters, authorities said.
(Thanks to DavCat)
Man throws beer can, rock, pregnant dog at girlfriend
It was a chihuahua. But still.
(Thanks to DavCat)
(Thanks to Dave, but another one)
"I had nothing to do with the cat," she said. "I don't have a cat. I never had a cat. I don't know their cat. I don't know what a cat looks like.
"I mean, I know what a cat looks like, but I don't know what their cat looks like," she said.
(Thanks to SandyEggo)
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
(Thanks to Heather)
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Thanks to Jason)
(Thanks to DavCat)
(Thanks to DavCat)
Man takes off pants to use as weapon
(Thanks to DavCat)
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Be on the lookout.
Key Quote Apparently Intended To Reassure UK Shark Owners: "We believe this may have been a targeted burglary of a shark that is extremely rare in the UK."
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Update: Here's another story about a tragedy involving pet sharks belonging to British people. What the hell is going on over there?
(Thanks to DavCat)
Chihuahuas provoke attack on nude beach
(Thanks to B. Kizer)
(Thanks to RussellMc)
Barack Obama and... Larry Craig?
(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)
German party guests mistake policemen for strippers
(Thanks to Baron vonKlyff)
It's getting so you can't even grow a hedge.
(Thanks to Martini Shark)
At least you're not a California horn snail.
As far as we know.
Scientists have established that men are indiscriminately lustful.
Key Quote: After 300 seconds alone in the same room as a woman they had never met before, and in some cases did not find particularly attractive, the men's testosterone levels of the hormone had shot up by an average of around eight per cent.
Of course, they'd get the same results if they put the men in a room with a high-definition TV set.
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
Key quote: "Oh, my God," said gallery owner Bill Schramm, his glasses falling off in the scuffle. "This is the city's response to a penis. That's fabulous."
Bonus Key quote: Police said they found a man in his underwear inside the bathroom but nothing illegal.
(Thanks to queensbee, who adds, unnecessarily, "Florida IS a weird magnet.")