WHEN YOU GET INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR ABOUT WHETHER HIS DOG IS A PIT BULL OR A LABRADOR RETRIEVER, THERE IS ONLY ONE RATIONAL WAY TO SETTLE IT
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Update: Here's a version with an excellent mug shot.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that, incredibly, alcohol may have been a factor)
Or a machete.
So I've been told.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 24, 2008 at 09:47 AM
See what happens when you let them hold Carp-O-Rama?
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 24, 2008 at 09:48 AM
Another terrorist threat. Can't men settle arguements the old fashioned way without being charged as terrorists?
Posted by: Erb's point | June 24, 2008 at 09:51 AM
Hey, we got your mug shot here.
Key line: Police say alcohol may have been a factor in the incident.
I guess that's why he hit a tree instead of the neighbor.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2008 at 09:51 AM
*adds "terrostic" to "breathalyse" on the list of words his editor will never accept in a million years*
(And it's a lot longer than George Carlin's list, lemme tell ya...)
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 24, 2008 at 09:56 AM
Owner: Pit Bull.
Neighbor: Labrador Retriever.
Owner: Ahem.....
Neighbor: Pit Bull.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 24, 2008 at 10:00 AM
Meanie, are you stealing pictures?
Posted by: Mitch Connor | June 24, 2008 at 10:08 AM
Grrrr. *crossbows the bums*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 24, 2008 at 10:34 AM
What kind of shoddy journalism is this, anyway? Was it a pit bull or a lab?
Posted by: Slartibartfast | June 24, 2008 at 10:44 AM
Don't crossbow me, bro ... !
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 24, 2008 at 12:04 PM
On Apple Street! A crossbow!
"Hi. I'm William Tell. Have we met?"
Posted by: Brainy Jello | June 24, 2008 at 12:25 PM
*Moves on over to this thread to anxiously await the results of the caption contest*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 24, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Tomorrow they'll argue whether that was a crossbow or a slingshot and then someone will throw a labrador at the other. Circle of life.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 24, 2008 at 01:09 PM
uh...didn't you post that already, Martini???????
de-ja-view
Posted by: Siouxie | June 24, 2008 at 01:20 PM
What amazed me is that this all took place in Nebraska. I totally thought it would have been in Kentucky or Alabama.. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: DDi | June 24, 2008 at 01:25 PM
Oh come on, it's so easy to tell. Offer the dog you hand, if you get licked, it's a Lab, if you get eaten, it a Pit Bull.
Posted by: fivver | June 24, 2008 at 01:47 PM
I'm crying in my lunch because I finally get here today and I have a bunch of good one-liners for the caption contest and it's CLOSED!! Waaaaah!!
Posted by: Diva | June 24, 2008 at 01:54 PM
Diva - you could just hijack another post, you just won't qualify for a prize. Or you might, if Dave likes it enough.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | June 24, 2008 at 02:01 PM
((DD))
Posted by: Hammond Rye | June 24, 2008 at 02:11 PM
Please, Diva, PLEASE! don't let this setback turn you to a life of productivity. That would be the ultimate tragedy.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 24, 2008 at 02:16 PM
Has anybody seen the white smoke from Dave's office yet?
Posted by: fivver | June 24, 2008 at 02:22 PM
fivver, no but they're smoke coming out of his brain. I think the "Head Spa" short-circuited.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 24, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Unconfirmed reports are saying that the winner is Sophie.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 24, 2008 at 02:24 PM
THERE's not they're
Apparently it short-circuited my brain as well.
*zzzzaaaaaaaaapppppppp*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 24, 2008 at 02:25 PM
No, no .... wait .... another report says that the office cleaning crew has won, but is refusing to accept the prize(s).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 24, 2008 at 02:29 PM
I heard that Algore's suing for a recount.
Posted by: fivver | June 24, 2008 at 02:32 PM
I thought I won but it were wind.
Posted by: W | June 24, 2008 at 02:38 PM
OK, I'm late to the party (happens a lot when you work nights)...but I just wanted to say I used to work at the TV station linked to with the mugshot...awesome it made the Blog!
(And for the record, if I still worked there I would have totally caught the spelling of "terrostic", lol)
Posted by: caffeinejunkie42 | June 24, 2008 at 04:19 PM