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June 24, 2008

WHEN YOU GET INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR NEIGHBOR ABOUT WHETHER HIS DOG IS A PIT BULL OR A LABRADOR RETRIEVER, THERE IS ONLY ONE RATIONAL WAY TO SETTLE IT

A crossbow.

(Thanks to sjhaller)

Update: Here's a version with an excellent mug shot.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that, incredibly, alcohol may have been a factor)

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Or a machete.

So I've been told.

See what happens when you let them hold Carp-O-Rama?

Another terrorist threat. Can't men settle arguements the old fashioned way without being charged as terrorists?

Hey, we got your mug shot here.

Key line: Police say alcohol may have been a factor in the incident.

I guess that's why he hit a tree instead of the neighbor.

*adds "terrostic" to "breathalyse" on the list of words his editor will never accept in a million years*

(And it's a lot longer than George Carlin's list, lemme tell ya...)

Owner: Pit Bull.
Neighbor: Labrador Retriever.
Owner: Ahem.....
Neighbor: Pit Bull.

Meanie, are you stealing pictures?

Grrrr. *crossbows the bums*

What kind of shoddy journalism is this, anyway? Was it a pit bull or a lab?

Don't crossbow me, bro ... !

On Apple Street! A crossbow!

"Hi. I'm William Tell. Have we met?"

*Moves on over to this thread to anxiously await the results of the caption contest*

Tomorrow they'll argue whether that was a crossbow or a slingshot and then someone will throw a labrador at the other. Circle of life.

uh...didn't you post that already, Martini???????

de-ja-view

What amazed me is that this all took place in Nebraska. I totally thought it would have been in Kentucky or Alabama.. NTTAWWT.

Oh come on, it's so easy to tell. Offer the dog you hand, if you get licked, it's a Lab, if you get eaten, it a Pit Bull.

I'm crying in my lunch because I finally get here today and I have a bunch of good one-liners for the caption contest and it's CLOSED!! Waaaaah!!

Diva - you could just hijack another post, you just won't qualify for a prize. Or you might, if Dave likes it enough.

((DD))

Please, Diva, PLEASE! don't let this setback turn you to a life of productivity. That would be the ultimate tragedy.

Has anybody seen the white smoke from Dave's office yet?

fivver, no but they're smoke coming out of his brain. I think the "Head Spa" short-circuited.

Unconfirmed reports are saying that the winner is Sophie.

THERE's not they're

Apparently it short-circuited my brain as well.

*zzzzaaaaaaaaapppppppp*

No, no .... wait .... another report says that the office cleaning crew has won, but is refusing to accept the prize(s).

I heard that Algore's suing for a recount.

I thought I won but it were wind.

OK, I'm late to the party (happens a lot when you work nights)...but I just wanted to say I used to work at the TV station linked to with the mugshot...awesome it made the Blog!

(And for the record, if I still worked there I would have totally caught the spelling of "terrostic", lol)

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