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June 20, 2008

WHEN PALM FRONDS ARE OUTLAWED

...only outlaws will have palm fronds.

(Thanks to DavCat)

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How long is the waiting period for a palm frond in Florida? How about a bar stool?

happy memories of childhood battles.

Florida? Who'd'a thunk it?

I bet he never expected the whole barstool defense move!

So palm frond beats cash register, and bar stool beats palm frond. That must mean that register beats bar stool.

Before any money was exchanged, Oliveiri was chased out of the store by a man armed with a bar stool.

Was he just walking the streets with it? Or did he come running from the bar next door?

Inquiring (vacant?) minds want to know!

"Gimme all your money and I'll leaf!"

And you thought Jews used them for the Festival. Little did you know...

what about on palm sunday??

In a future season of "24", the Bad Guys quiver in fear when they see Jack Bauer frond* one of their own in the thigh.

* frond - to attack with a spiked Spanish bayonet, a palmetto-like plant with sharp points on its leaves.

palm fronds are good if you have constipation.

With fronds like these, who needs enemas?

As I always say, "never bring a palm frond to a bar stool fight"...

TDPC, nope. Bar stool beats register.

Cat, machete beats 'em all ;-P

True, true.

Could be a new slogan for the DeLand city commission: our criminals use foliage!

Sio...

[EPIPHANY!!!...] Scissors cut paper, rock smashes scissors, paper covers rock????

Fuhgeddaboutit, Machete doesn't give a damn...

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