WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL TODAY, HONEY?
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June 27, 2008
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Whale Slaughter WBAGNFA Angelina Jolie movie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2008 at 09:06 AM
♫ Knife goes in, guts come out, that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about.♫
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | June 27, 2008 at 09:15 AM
"Ok children...stay in line. After this we'll all go get ice cream and watch Free Willy."
Posted by: Punkin | June 27, 2008 at 09:17 AM
"Quit your blubberin' kid!"
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 27, 2008 at 09:22 AM
Is our children learning scrimshaw?
Posted by: Lairbo | June 27, 2008 at 09:22 AM
*snork* @ MKJ.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 27, 2008 at 09:23 AM
the kids were rendered speechless...
Peter Garrett, the australian minister quoted in the story, was the lead singer for the band 'midnight oil'...
Posted by: insomniac | June 27, 2008 at 09:27 AM
The Suzuki Method of Learning Whalesong includes the controversial "inside look" at the animal's diaphram and vocal chords.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 27, 2008 at 09:29 AM
"Ok children...stay in line. After this we'll all go get ice cream and watch Free Willy."
Posted by: Punkin | 09:17 AM on June 27, 2008
Or vice versa.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 27, 2008 at 09:29 AM
♫ Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,
Swim so wild and you swim so free.
Here come the school kids, now it’s “show and tell”
C’mon, let’s teach them well!
Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga,
You’ve been disemboweled
The whole world cries out, “foul!”
But kids need schooling!
Way down in Tokyo it’s a culture thing
They call it “research”, with their knives flensing
You give ‘em blubber bricks, it’s great protein
Why do Americans call us mean?
Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga,
You’ve been disemboweled
The whole world cries out, “foul!”
But kids need schooling! ♫
(Blubber Bricks WBAGNFARB)
Posted by: Cat R | June 27, 2008 at 09:40 AM
LOL Punkin & Cat!!
"Mommy, Mommy! Let's have sushi!!!"
*I'm sure they had a whale of a good time*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 27, 2008 at 09:45 AM
My first trip to Europe, 20+ years ago, was on Iceland Air. Had a few hours layover in Iceland, so I took the only quick tour available -- "high" point was a visit to a similar facility. It was good to see Reykjavik and a bit of the countryside, but ... ick.
All my years in Japan I managed to avoid them.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 27, 2008 at 10:15 AM
Mikey! I told you to wipe your feet before coming inside! Now I have to mop up all of this blood and blubber! Again!
Posted by: JayP | June 27, 2008 at 10:26 AM
I hope none of the kids blubbered over that.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 27, 2008 at 10:27 AM
Richard TWH,
It's relatively easy to avoid Iceland when you are in Japan, or so I'm told.
Posted by: Shark Tooth John | June 27, 2008 at 01:11 PM
"On next week's episode of GOSSIP KRILL, Tinoshi loses her hair scrunchie on the rendering floor."
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 27, 2008 at 05:34 PM