WE SAW HER OPEN FOR CELIA CRUZ
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June 29, 2008
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A threat to the chocolate supply is a threat to our families. I fully support this important defense research.
Posted by: Elon@Rice | June 29, 2008 at 02:31 PM
They can jack gas prices all they want. But they mess with my chocolate, I WILL come after them.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 02:34 PM
I'm right there with you, Annie. PMSing women unite!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2008 at 03:14 PM
*snork* at Celia Cruz line
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 29, 2008 at 03:35 PM
Yeah, baby. One step closer to turning asparagus into Mars bars. Science marches on!
Posted by: Cat R | June 29, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Somehow I get the feeling they are going to mess up a good thing with their tinkering.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 29, 2008 at 06:17 PM
It's Chocolike: Almost, but not entirely, unlike chocolate.
With much appreciation to D. Adams for the use of his punchline.
Posted by: JayP | June 29, 2008 at 10:54 PM