WE HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS
Woman Says Fake Fruit Ruined Her Implant
(Thanks to Larry Maretll)
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June 30, 2008
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Fake fruit ruins fake boob - fake film at 11!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 30, 2008 at 01:40 PM
Police are searching for the following suspects.
Posted by: Tony Orlando | June 30, 2008 at 01:41 PM
Throw somethig at the other one. Done!
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | June 30, 2008 at 01:41 PM
Reminds me of a line from Dennis Miller:
La Quinta Inn is spanish for "Next to Denny's"
Posted by: Erb's point | June 30, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Apparently this woman needs to take my new course which will show her how to defend herself against a person armed with fake fruit.
Posted by: J. Cleese | June 30, 2008 at 01:52 PM
Tony, I'm afraid that seems to be a link to some forbidden fruit.
Were you perhaps referring to this shot of the perpetrators fleeing the scene?
Posted by: KJP | June 30, 2008 at 01:52 PM
"It was a drive-by fruiting!" (Apologies to Robin Williams).
Alternate headline: Apple Attacks Melon
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 30, 2008 at 01:56 PM
Has anyone questions Carmen Miranda?
Posted by: JayP | June 30, 2008 at 02:12 PM
Is it just me, or are the first four paragraphs basically saying the EXACT SAME THING?
Sorry. Who has the gumballs?
Posted by: Cat R | June 30, 2008 at 03:18 PM
Cat, apparently we're too stupid to figure out that she was hit on the t!t by a plastic fruit the FIRST two times we read it.
*passes out plastic gumballs*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 30, 2008 at 03:26 PM
Thanks, KJP. That's what Tony tried to link to - forbidden fruit o' de loom.
Cat - you're right. Someone was paid to write that 4 dang times. Someone besides us.
*tosses Cat a Gumball 3000 entrant.*
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 03:27 PM
*Catches gumballs*
*Pops one in mouth, saves some for later*
Thnksch. Musch bttr now.
Posted by: Cat R | June 30, 2008 at 03:29 PM
Obviously she did not get her implants from the same boob man as Victoria Beckham. Hers have been proposed for use as a missile defense system.
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | June 30, 2008 at 04:25 PM
And the police are certain
copious amounts ofno alcohol was involved.Posted by: Emmett Flatus | June 30, 2008 at 04:26 PM
Well, then I was bit by an entire produce section!
Posted by: eilbeback | June 30, 2008 at 04:35 PM
Yanks down 'B' and throw up an 'H'... Sorry, t!ts got in the way...
Posted by: eilbeback | June 30, 2008 at 04:36 PM
So a plastic apple is tougher than a latex cantelope?
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 30, 2008 at 06:38 PM
I drink your milkshake
Posted by: Adm | June 30, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Now if she had gotten hit by a melon, that would have been ironic.
Posted by: chuck | June 30, 2008 at 09:14 PM
Is that 5th comment really John Cleese from Monty Python? or a fake?
Posted by: Lori Bres | July 01, 2008 at 03:04 PM