IS THAT A VAULTING POLE IN YOUR POCKET?
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June 29, 2008
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Hopefully this won't spill over to the canditates and have an influence on the erection.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Well it'll at least be easy to test for, though not so easy of the female-type atheletes.
Posted by: Elon@Rice | June 29, 2008 at 02:57 PM
Could be a problem for hurdlers.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 02:59 PM
And male gymnasts. (vault)(ouch)
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2008 at 03:05 PM
Russian male gymnasts are introducing a new landing this year - the 'tripod.'
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 03:12 PM
um..I meant this, of course.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 29, 2008 at 03:12 PM
*Snork at Annie, despite the fact that she read my mind*
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | June 29, 2008 at 03:18 PM
News report: "The Jamaican won the 100m dash by a, ahem, head"
Posted by: Mot the Hoople | June 29, 2008 at 03:19 PM
Ah Sio. Thanks for that graphic illustration. Yes you may have a point there.
Posted by: Elon@Rice | June 29, 2008 at 03:55 PM
Joe Buck talked about this the other night on Letterman. He said (1) those using it will be easy to spot; and (b) there will probably be fewer base runners sliding head-first slide into second base.
Posted by: slyeyes | June 29, 2008 at 04:51 PM
*Experts are divided over whether it actually offers athletes an edge.*
An extraordinary number of Rock Hard Ten performances is the cause for the experts calling the heads up.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 04:53 PM
An increase to bloodflow to the apparatus (penis if your educated enough) increases batting average as well as achievable height?
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 04:56 PM
I don't think the catchers could use it. How would the pitcher know what pitch the catcher's calling for?
Does he want me to throw a fast ball or is he just happy to see me?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 04:56 PM
Dwight's Stone has been ressurected.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 04:59 PM
*Swings and misses*
Joe Buck: "Srike two!"
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:00 PM
*appeals to the 3rd base umpire* Looks like he held his schwing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 05:05 PM
This just in. A pill to increase blood fow to the brain has been invented. Immediate distribution has been initiated to every resident of Massecheuttes.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:07 PM
So Rusty Staub is considering a comeback?
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:09 PM
Dick Howser is banned from attending MLB functions for life.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:13 PM
Stan the Man's biography is relegated to the comedy genre.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:16 PM
Let's play two!
Posted by: Ernie Bonks | June 29, 2008 at 05:18 PM
Then I guess the 'Big Unit' won't be retiring any time soon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 05:22 PM
I would never stoop so low as to link this. No way. Nope.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:31 PM
Johnny Dickshot played for the Pirates? Figures. I had the malignant opportunity to hear the Pittsburg announcers call a game the other night. Most ignorant couple of talking heads I've ever heard in my life.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 05:44 PM
I sincerely apologize for the awful link I imposed on this forum. Please accept my apoligies. This link is a much more appropriate offering for this place.
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:47 PM
Now JD should have gone before the judge and asked for a legal name change. I know one question the judge would not ask in making a determination.
"What is need or reason for you request!"
More likely scenario.
judge: "bwahahahahahahahahaha!"
Posted by: lil rascal | June 29, 2008 at 05:52 PM
IS THAT A VAULTING POLE IN YOUR POCKET?
Of course not, Dave. I'm just happy to see you!
Posted by: Diva | June 29, 2008 at 06:00 PM
(Seriously - 25 posts in 3 hours and 15 minutes, and I'm the first one to say that? Y'all are really lagging, even for a Sunday!) ;-)
Posted by: Diva | June 29, 2008 at 06:01 PM
Perhaps, lil, but I bet JD could really hit an inside slider.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 06:05 PM
This is only speculation by a male, but I'm guessing the women at the Olympics will not be too impressed with even quicker finishing times.
HE: Yes!!! A new record!
SHE: Well thanks for not much.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 29, 2008 at 08:21 PM
I see a new ad campaign coming: Suffering from Pollution? Viagra is the solution!
Posted by: marfie | June 29, 2008 at 10:30 PM
I think they'll hve to make new rules to cover the fencers using two swords.
Alternate Headline:
Olympic Committee to Take Long Hard Look at Viagra in Olympians
Posted by: JayP | June 29, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Freestyle in the pool - outboard motor?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 29, 2008 at 11:53 PM
Freestyle, yes. Rudderless, no.
Posted by: marfie | June 30, 2008 at 12:25 AM
This could give new meaning to the phrase "stiff competition".
Posted by: Ivory Bill Woodpecker | June 30, 2008 at 02:44 AM
"Still, some preliminary studies have shown that cyclists taking Viagra improved their performances by up to 40 percent."
Well, cyclists do go faster if they're forced to stand up as they pedal instead of sitting on them narrow little seats.
Other than that, as a former competitive swimmer I'd say Viagra would have been something fun to slip into my teammate's Gatorade after he made fun of my Speedo.
Posted by: padraig | June 30, 2008 at 11:21 AM
"stiff competition" LOL
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