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"After food, the most important activity, at least for men, is sex. Sex is not going away."
Well...color me shocked.
And gobsmacked.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 30, 2008 at 12:05 PM
breaks out the crayola's for siouxie.
i've worked with otr drivers. all i can say is, oh my, those poor, poor girls.
Posted by: crossgirl | June 30, 2008 at 12:07 PM
crossgirl, I don't think that's Siouxie's crayon.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 12:12 PM
*thinks that Chicken Ranch Brothel sounds more like a sandwich or a specialty brothel*
Posted by: JayP | June 30, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I'd hate for the staff to be laid off...
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 30, 2008 at 12:20 PM
"The downturn also has affected brothels by leading to an increase in the number of women seeking jobs as legal prostitutes, Arnold added."
*Crosses off Nevada from list of untapped employment locales*
Posted by: Cat R | June 30, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Maybe they could telecommute. (Warning on the sound.)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 12:35 PM
*FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*
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sexsec penalty to Annie for double posting!!Posted by: Siouxie | June 30, 2008 at 12:46 PM
Come on, Siouxie. You've never done it twice? Especially with that 'crayon' of yours?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 12:53 PM
I don't think it's very polite to get gas while you're having sex.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 30, 2008 at 01:13 PM
Hmmmmmmmm ... that would seem to be a "tourist attraction" I missed, all those times I traveled thru Battle Mountain, NV ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | June 30, 2008 at 03:39 PM
and now, to commemorate this prestigious event, you can get a thrilling CNN Headline t-shirt.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 30, 2008 at 06:12 PM
Now you can say, "They're sticking it to you at the pump", without referring to the gas station.
Posted by: MartiniShark | June 30, 2008 at 06:59 PM
"Where the rubber meets the road?"
Posted by: frodolives | June 30, 2008 at 11:04 PM