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Now they want to take away the fundamental human right to change your name from Variable to an obscenity.
(Thanks to sjhaller and dfjazzzz)
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Courts should have the authority to
assignnames to wackjobs like this.Wackjob J. @sshole would be a good one for this petitioner.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | June 28, 2008 at 11:09 AM
assign= assignPosted by: Meanie the Blue | June 28, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon
Is he any relation to Squirmwiggle Monkeysuit Mokiligon??
Posted by: Punkin | June 28, 2008 at 11:10 AM
His current name is Variable?
What, sometimes he's Asshole and sometimes D!ckbrain?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 28, 2008 at 11:12 AM
Proving yet again that the internet has been a bad influence.
Posted by: Margaritaville | June 28, 2008 at 11:13 AM
Still easier to say than this ...
Posted by: Steve Haller | June 28, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Steve....watch your language !
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 28, 2008 at 11:38 AM
I'm thinking "Azzzzhole" for me.
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 28, 2008 at 11:44 AM
Judge: "Granted. Azzzzhole fits you perfectly." "In more ways than I want to know."
Posted by: lil rascal | June 28, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Funny, I was thinking that for you, too, Jazzz.
Posted by: Punkin | June 28, 2008 at 11:48 AM
Or you could just change your name to a symbol, Jazzzz, like Prince. Try this:
(!@!)
Posted by: Punkin | June 28, 2008 at 11:50 AM
Perfect !! thanks Punkin.... I like the chubby cheeks.
Posted by: Jazzzz | June 28, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon got the go-ahead from the appeals court to change his name to Variable
Why do I get the feeling changing it to "Variable" isn't the first time he's done this?
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | June 28, 2008 at 12:08 PM
*zips in*™
I thought that on this blog we did not make fun of people's names.
What's up with this? :)
*winks at Jazzzz* (Congrats!)
Posted by: Eleanor | June 28, 2008 at 12:23 PM
*SNORKS* all around... or, how about this?
Posted by: frodolives | June 28, 2008 at 02:40 PM
No matter what he changed it to I'd doubt I'd get it as I just spent several moments pondering the regional origin of Frod Olives...
Posted by: Jacki | June 28, 2008 at 05:52 PM
to my algebra students 'Variable' is already an obscenity!
Posted by: insomniac | June 28, 2008 at 06:11 PM
Three words: "Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon."
Posted by: Rex Range | June 28, 2008 at 11:30 PM
What kind of name is Fart Censorship? :)
Posted by: Steve Bradford | June 30, 2008 at 12:19 PM