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June 28, 2008


Now they want to take away the fundamental human right to change your name from Variable to an obscenity.

(Thanks to sjhaller and dfjazzzz)


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Courts should have the authority to assign names to wackjobs like this.

Wackjob J. @sshole would be a good one for this petitioner.

assign = assign

Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon

Is he any relation to Squirmwiggle Monkeysuit Mokiligon??

His current name is Variable?

What, sometimes he's Asshole and sometimes D!ckbrain?

Proving yet again that the internet has been a bad influence.

Still easier to say than this ...

Steve....watch your language !

I'm thinking "Azzzzhole" for me.

Judge: "Granted. Azzzzhole fits you perfectly." "In more ways than I want to know."

Funny, I was thinking that for you, too, Jazzz.

Or you could just change your name to a symbol, Jazzzz, like Prince. Try this:


Perfect !! thanks Punkin.... I like the chubby cheeks.

Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon got the go-ahead from the appeals court to change his name to Variable

Why do I get the feeling changing it to "Variable" isn't the first time he's done this?

*zips in*™

I thought that on this blog we did not make fun of people's names.

What's up with this? :)

*winks at Jazzzz* (Congrats!)

*SNORKS* all around... or, how about this?

No matter what he changed it to I'd doubt I'd get it as I just spent several moments pondering the regional origin of Frod Olives...

to my algebra students 'Variable' is already an obscenity!

Three words: "Snaphappy Fishsuit Mokiligon."

What kind of name is Fart Censorship? :)

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