BEST SNAKE-RELATED QUOTE SO FAR THIS WEEK
Snakes in a Parcel: "Just leave it alone," Gaye Hurst told her husband. "We don't know what kind of snake it is. It's from Indiana."
(Thanks to W. von Papineau)
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June 27, 2008
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At least they were snakes from Des Plaines.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 27, 2008 at 10:06 AM
Let's try this again, shall we?
At least they weren't snakes from Des Plaines.
Thank you for your time and patience.
Posted by: Lairbo | June 27, 2008 at 10:08 AM
Good thing it was an oxygen generator in the package. It sounds like she needed it.
Posted by: Ford79 | June 27, 2008 at 10:09 AM
I can vouch for the number of "snakes" found in Indiana. But to be fair, there were just as many in Florida, too...
Posted by: eilbeback | June 27, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Hoosier snakey?
Posted by: Cat R | June 27, 2008 at 10:19 AM
The National Guard units she requested are currently on backorder. There were a lot of volunteers to fly back home to deal with the snakes in a box instead of the dangers of downtown لفلوجة.
Posted by: Not my usual alias | June 27, 2008 at 10:25 AM
I am from Indiana. If this ever happens to you, offer the snake corn products, fashions that are years behind current trends, and your opinion that Indiana basketball trumps all basketball in the galaxy and the snake will feel right at home. Heck, he might even give you Colts tickets.
Posted by: Gary | June 27, 2008 at 10:43 AM
She oughta be glad they weren't from Massssachussssetssss. ~ ~ ~ ~
Posted by: MOTW | June 27, 2008 at 10:46 AM
I need new glasses. I thought it said she ordered it for her gas-blowing hubby.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 27, 2008 at 11:00 AM
I need new glasses. I thought it said she got it for her gas-blowing hubby.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 27, 2008 at 11:12 AM
^bifocals^ up to Layzee
Posted by: Cat R | June 27, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Thanks, Cat. And damn the bot.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 27, 2008 at 11:31 AM
Ok, so HOW does a snake "pass" foam? It's not exactly digestable, now is it?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | June 27, 2008 at 12:24 PM
Don't miss the comments on this one. Find out how "black rat snake" constitutes a racial slur!
Posted by: Mallomary | June 27, 2008 at 02:39 PM
Cat R (from WAAAAAYYY back above...) HEEERRRREEESSS your snakie...
(Wishes a woman would faint over my snakie, but AIN"T gonna happen... sulks... goes to blogbar for another drink...)
Posted by: frodolives | June 27, 2008 at 09:25 PM