AND WHILE WE'RE REGISTERING BANANAS
...we need to take a hard took at dinner forks and frozen chicken.
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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Did he salt the chicken before using it for assault?
Posted by: Not my usual alias | June 26, 2008 at 01:08 PM
Shoddy reporting! Where'd the chicken come from? Was he just riding around with a 10-pound bag of chicken? And was it a whole chicken, a fryer, or cut up?
Posted by: eilbeback | June 26, 2008 at 01:09 PM
As my 12-year-old would say, "Holy flippin' chicken!"
It's the tween version of cussing around here.
Posted by: Cat R | June 26, 2008 at 01:14 PM
A 10-POUND chicken??? That's a big chicken...
Posted by: frodolives | June 26, 2008 at 01:18 PM
I personally carry frozen chicken feet.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 26, 2008 at 01:24 PM
Siouxie, the policy is, "Don't ask, don't tell"... I'm certainly not asking...
Posted by: frodolives | June 26, 2008 at 01:29 PM
Stone cold Santeria...that's our Siouxie.
At first I thought he told his 10 pound pet chicken to attack the woman.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | June 26, 2008 at 01:41 PM
This just in- the Paducah weatherman is in hiding... updates as they become available...
Posted by: frodolives | June 26, 2008 at 01:47 PM
We will have to register a dinner fork, but not a salad fork?
What would Emily Post say about this?
The mind Boggle™s.
Posted by: klezmerphan | June 26, 2008 at 02:38 PM
"The woman was treated at Foote Hospital in Jackson, and needed five five staples in her head to close up the wound..."
Shouldn't they have taken her to a Head hospital?
Posted by: Howard from Broward | June 26, 2008 at 02:51 PM
I have a BIL, who, with his mother, had Christmas dinner with our extended family one year. BIL reached for something his mom didn't think fitting...and she stabbed him in the hand with a fork. Puncture wounds. We, the extended family, had no idea how to react. BIL's mom went on with her conversation like nothing happened. She kindly told him to go clean up and not to act like an animal, as you want to be pleasant in front of your in-laws. Really. My sister is still married to him...
Posted by: shell | June 27, 2008 at 02:39 AM