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June 20, 2008

AND THEY'RE TAKING A HARD LOOK AT BIN LADEN

The United Kingdom has banned Martha Stewart.

(Thanks to Penny McCrea)

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Too bad we can't do that here.

Okay but just as long as they don't give us back Madonna . . .

They're just embarrassed. "No, no, can't visit now, Martha. The place is a bloomin' mess."

The Queen is thrilled to have Martha over.

I agree with MKJ!

The queen is too physically threatening?

My sister-in-law looks like that.

The queen wears blue...just like Dave.
Her hair isn't nearly as nice, though.

My sister-in-law looks like that.

Here's Martha, showing us how she trims her bushes.

June 21, 2008 AP: Martha Stewart Living releases new line of senile hats.

Oh my, Siouxie. Gives new meaning to 'BOBbies.'
I heard our own FBI was investigating a few people, too.

What would she say about Legos, I wonder...

June 22, 2008 AP: Martha Stewart calls out Duchess of York over non-admission into Britian. Duke of York expresses concern.

I hear that going through customs there is real bitch.

It's not a good thing.

"In an apparently unassociated story, Martha Stewart was found selling stocks at an unusual rate in senile hats, legos, severed feet, and toilet pythons... News at 11..."

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