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May 27, 2008

YOU KNOW HOW EXPERTS ARE ALWAYS SAYING THAT KIDS NEED A MALE ROLE MODEL?

They may be wrong.

(Thanks to Siouxie and Baron von Klyff)

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Dad should now be forced to have such a fun time too.

"Pure Stupidity"
Nuff said.

My thoughts exactly Margaritaville.

Kids?? Let's inflate Daddy!!!

Key line: Police were not expected to take action against the father, blaming the incident on pure stupidity, against which there is currently no law.

Well, there should be! Why don't we have tests you need to pass before you can become a parent?

he tried to blow him up real good. ole dad needs some of that. EWWWW

Maybe the dad was just trying to teach the kid what his first colonoscopy would be like and it backfired, so to speak.

My wife and I have been saying that all along Jeff. Of course, that would be unconstitutional.

MAN! Imagine the f@rt when the kid let go!?

And I'd like to know ... how'd he get the valve installed?

Air hoses and anuses do NOT mix.

Air hoses and @ss holes, sadly, do.

You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.

A law against stupidity? Better build a few million prisons first....

Someone want to tell Dad that part isn't a valve-stem?

Jeff M: If there were parenting tests, I'm afraid that the population would start dying out quickly because too few would pass.
Not that that would necessarily be bad.

Kids do need a male role model. They just don't need a guy role model.

Sorry to be serious, but this sort of horseplay can cause rupture of the colon or even an air embolism and death.

Pure stupidity was the problem. Anyone knows you should mix six parts beer with one part stupidity for the correct dilution.

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