YOU KNOW HOW EXPERTS ARE ALWAYS SAYING THAT KIDS NEED A MALE ROLE MODEL?
(Thanks to Siouxie and Baron von Klyff)
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Dad should now be forced to have such a fun time too.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 27, 2008 at 09:31 AM
"Pure Stupidity"
Nuff said.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese® | May 27, 2008 at 09:35 AM
My thoughts exactly Margaritaville.
Kids?? Let's inflate Daddy!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2008 at 09:54 AM
Key line: Police were not expected to take action against the father, blaming the incident on pure stupidity, against which there is currently no law.
Well, there should be! Why don't we have tests you need to pass before you can become a parent?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2008 at 10:14 AM
he tried to blow him up real good. ole dad needs some of that. EWWWW
Posted by: queensbee | May 27, 2008 at 10:42 AM
Maybe the dad was just trying to teach the kid what his first colonoscopy would be like and it backfired, so to speak.
Posted by: padraig | May 27, 2008 at 10:45 AM
My wife and I have been saying that all along Jeff. Of course, that would be unconstitutional.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese® | May 27, 2008 at 10:46 AM
MAN! Imagine the f@rt when the kid let go!?
And I'd like to know ... how'd he get the valve installed?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 27, 2008 at 10:47 AM
Air hoses and anuses do NOT mix.
Air hoses and @ss holes, sadly, do.
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | May 27, 2008 at 10:50 AM
A law against stupidity? Better build a few million prisons first....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 27, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Someone want to tell Dad that part isn't a valve-stem?
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 27, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Jeff M: If there were parenting tests, I'm afraid that the population would start dying out quickly because too few would pass.
Not that that would necessarily be bad.
Posted by: Braniff77 | May 27, 2008 at 01:02 PM
Kids do need a male role model. They just don't need a guy role model.
Posted by: Mr Death | May 27, 2008 at 01:31 PM
Sorry to be serious, but this sort of horseplay can cause rupture of the colon or even an air embolism and death.
Posted by: GeoOlive | May 27, 2008 at 03:22 PM
Pure stupidity was the problem. Anyone knows you should mix six parts beer with one part stupidity for the correct dilution.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 27, 2008 at 11:01 PM