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May 27, 2008

WELCOME TO JAPAN, DUDE

(Thanks to many people)

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What was he smoking?

Is that a new Japanese custom for visitors, like getting a lei in Hawaii when you step off the plane?

Maybe they paid off the dog to look the other way?

"I don't know where that came from, officer! Someone must have put it there!"

"Yeah, riight, uh-huh. That's what they all say. Come along now . . . "

Yeah, they might be surprized to find it turn up at the officer's house.

Lucky passenger that finds that sh!t!!

I swear on the Queen's bum, it's none of mine. Blimey, I think me ex set me up!

Knowing MY luck they'd trade my cr@ck for this crap! Can't make a decent living that way!

Of course, it got through, because it was in a one-quart resealable see-thru plastic bag.

Next up on the news: Customs Officer Commits Suicide. Cadaver-sniffing dogs unable to locate body.

Let me get this straight: They won't serve peanuts anymore on flights, but this is acceptable? 'Course the guy will be jonesing for peanuts soon.

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