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What was he smoking?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 27, 2008 at 09:11 AM
Is that a new Japanese custom for visitors, like getting a lei in Hawaii when you step off the plane?
Posted by: Braniff77 | May 27, 2008 at 09:12 AM
Maybe they paid off the dog to look the other way?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 27, 2008 at 09:14 AM
"I don't know where that came from, officer! Someone must have put it there!"
"Yeah, riight, uh-huh. That's what they all say. Come along now . . . "
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 27, 2008 at 09:18 AM
Yeah, they might be surprized to find it turn up at the officer's house.
Posted by: Margaritaville | May 27, 2008 at 09:30 AM
Lucky passenger that finds that sh!t!!
Posted by: Siouxie | May 27, 2008 at 09:52 AM
I swear on the Queen's bum, it's none of mine. Blimey, I think me ex set me up!
Posted by: Sir Paul McCartney | May 27, 2008 at 10:48 AM
Knowing MY luck they'd trade my cr@ck for this crap! Can't make a decent living that way!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 27, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Of course, it got through, because it was in a one-quart resealable see-thru plastic bag.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 27, 2008 at 11:43 AM
Next up on the news: Customs Officer Commits Suicide. Cadaver-sniffing dogs unable to locate body.
Posted by: Guin | May 27, 2008 at 06:01 PM
Let me get this straight: They won't serve peanuts anymore on flights, but this is acceptable? 'Course the guy will be jonesing for peanuts soon.
Posted by: MartiniShark | May 27, 2008 at 11:07 PM