TODAY'S CONSUMER TIP FROM THE ALWAYS-RELIABLE SUN

Unless you know what you're doing, don't try to make a sex toy out of a kitchen appliance.

(Thanks to sjhaller and DavCat)

Comments

[Mahatma Kane Jeeves]

"What? I bought her a new juicer too . . ."

[Dr. Doug]

The vision staggers the mind . . .

[BillyJoeJimBob]

Locals in Rewal, Poland, blame hubby Jerzy, 53, for “not tending to her needs.”

Especially tending to her need to understand basic electrical safety and/or Darwin award criteria.

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

Usually you don't see this type of activity from a major appliance...

[Siouxie]

Amateur. You're supposed to use the battery-operated mixers.

[Cat R]

But, but...?

I don't want to know.

[Siouxie]

Whip it! Whip it Good!!

[Steve Haller]

Cat, is that from the Martha Stewart catalogue ?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Mixer-schmixer. These days, you should see the attachments they have for cordless drills.

[JEC666]

Short but sweeeet!

[Steve Haller]

Didn't James Bond do that to some guy in "Dr. No" ?

[Cheesewiz]

One can only hope that no extraordinary measures were used to keep Joanna alive. WWDarwinDo?

[OtheU(manity)]

Yeah, Steve ... but it wuz an electric heater ...

[Punkin Pro]

Butt, I DO know what I'm doing.

*wink*

[Ford79]

One might say that she was beatering off.

[Cat R]

Steve, I doubt it. It does NOT look like a good thing.

It has blades, you know.

I have one myself. We make smoothies. And that is ALL we make. In the kitchen. Only.

[Annie Where-but-here]

The Souffle Also Rises

[random thunking]

Sheesh, women. Manly men need slightly larger kitchen appliances for self-satisfaction.

[Cat r]

random, there's a blade in there too, ya know. Just sayin'.

[Meanie the Blue]

She must have gotten that at Bed, Bath and WAY Beyond.

[Cat R]

SNORK! at Meanie

[Cheesewiz]

A literary Snork @Annie.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Cat....buffer attachment, cordless drill - you'll be fine. Plus he'll be happy with your sudden interest in power tools.

[queensbee]

applause for meanie! and men DO not need any large sophisticated machinery ... unless they have carpel tunnel....

[The Dread Pirate Chris]

Mixer-schmixer. These days, you should see the attachments they have for cordless drills.

Also reciprocating saws.

[Siouxie]

private message to Annie: I posted a few pics of daughter as Amy Winehouse on the previous thread.

Don't tell Meanie.

[Annie Where-but-here]

queensbee - are they using carpet tunnels now? Bad enough with the picnic tables and bicycles. Sigh. New meaning to 'shag' carpeting I guess.

[Siouxie]

Hmm...beating the carpet tunnel sounds kinda kinky. Don't it?

[random]

Q-bee, men need machinery mostly just because its machinery. More power Arr Arr Arr

[JEC666]

Morning Beer-through-the-nose snork @ Siouxie

[Client 99]

I'm not sure they have Bed Bath & WAY Beyond stores in Poland. But they do have Linens 'n' Big Things.

[Annie Where-but-here]

and for the big spenders - The 99 cent Lonely Store.

[Siouxie]

Thanks, JEC! kinda early for beer, no??

Annie, I get all my gadgets @ Sex Toys R Us.

[Annie Where-but-here]

private msg to Siouxie - very cute, in a pseudo-crackhead sort of way.

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Can he fix it? Ooooooooh, yes he can!"

[Steve Haller]

Fortunately some toys are waterproof ...

[queensbee]

they may need machinery - vroom, vroom, but i'm gonna rule out staple guns, owwwwie. and those carpet tunnels are only used by the mice.

[AKRefugee]

I think she was just a little MIXED up

[Psycho-Joe]

"Mixer-schmixer. These days, you should see the attachments they have for cordless drills."

"Also reciprocating saws."

Also rotary hammers.
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[Sippimink]

Yo Steve - thanks for the heads up

[Psycho-Joe]

I just noticed the "beating the carpet tunnel" post...
That's rather sugguestive, don't you think Siou?

And it also made me laugh, it just took me a very long time to get it.

Furthermore, what exactly are you sugguesting?

[ellie]

*snork*! @ Ford79 waaaayyy up there ^

[Siouxie]

*looks innocent-like*

what?? me?? suggest? huh?

[Annie Where-but-here]

Yeah, Siouxie's shameless that way.

[Siouxie]

♪ I'm shameless...♫

[Diva]

Words to live by, Dave. Truly.

[Diva]

Words to live by, Dave. Truly.

[JEC666]

Nah, I'm playing old man's b'day today.

[JEC666]

Nah, I'm playing old man's b'day today.

[GreenEyedLilo]

If I mention that I'm part-Polish, can I legally say this is almost a perfect Polish joke?

[Kathybear]

Actually , the small dough hook on a mixer would work forget it... That was just too mind- boggling to even think about....