REST EASY, WOMEN OF CLAYTON COUNTY
The alleged Wal-Mart butt-biter has been apprehended.
(Thanks to Danny)
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Perhaps he just took the taunt, "bite me" a little too seriously.
Posted by: BillyJoeJimBob | May 23, 2008 at 11:13 AM
*Cancels assistance call to The Crime Fighting Boars of Germany*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 23, 2008 at 11:16 AM
They really need to train those Greeters better.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 23, 2008 at 11:16 AM
"Butt-biter"!? Thought that was in my job description?
*goes look*
... nope, it was "A$$ Kisser" ...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 23, 2008 at 11:21 AM
Bloomingdale's fewl.
Posted by: lil rascal | May 23, 2008 at 11:22 AM
Isn't there a saying about something coming back to bite you in the butt?...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 23, 2008 at 11:23 AM
Yea Allen, but I don't think it was him!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | May 23, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Well, it was the Lovejoy Wal-M@rt after all.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 23, 2008 at 11:25 AM
Hope at least he had good taste to select fine ripe butts. The talent is sorta like selecting melons.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 23, 2008 at 11:35 AM
The fact that this 15-y-o was still in middle school may explain a few things.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | May 23, 2008 at 11:47 AM
15 years old and in middle school? Maybe if he hit the books instead of biting butts he'd be in high school with the other 15-year olds.
Posted by: Braniff77 | May 23, 2008 at 11:48 AM
SO, the kid
has a 'tuch' fetish ? What's wrong with being fond of fannies? (A Fannie Fondler?)
That kid's getting a 'Bum' rap, if you ass me!
He was just trying to purchase a dozen buns. TODAY"S SPECIAL : SUPER DUPAS
Posted by: Ednausean | May 23, 2008 at 11:53 AM
I hope he can put this behind him.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 23, 2008 at 12:06 PM
good thing they cracked that case. wonders if they'll charge him with assault.
Posted by: crossgirl | May 23, 2008 at 12:20 PM
A troubled kid, and damned cheeky. I don't think he was reared properly.
Posted by: Danny | May 23, 2008 at 12:25 PM
Maybe he likes the nice country smell of the dairy air?
Posted by: Erb's point | May 23, 2008 at 12:41 PM
I believe the patrons are to blame. I sure they asked for helping getting their junk in their trunk. (Coming from Wal-mart and all)
Posted by: Erb's point | May 23, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Poor kid. He will now be the butt of many jokes. After all, his actions were only a means to an end.
Posted by: Hammond Rye | May 23, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Because the biggest ones can be found there . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 23, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Sometimes it seems as if they are just asking for it . . .
Posted by: Mahatma Kane Jeeves | May 23, 2008 at 12:54 PM
"Poor kid" is right. He's definitely reached bottom.
Posted by: Danny | May 23, 2008 at 12:55 PM
Somehow related Ebay item.
Posted by: lil rascal | May 23, 2008 at 01:00 PM
Buttock course he'll just be remanded to his parents' custody.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 23, 2008 at 01:01 PM
He might prefer being jailed at the county seat.
Posted by: Danny | May 23, 2008 at 01:08 PM
"Excuse me, sir, where can I find muffin tops? ....Ow!"
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 23, 2008 at 01:17 PM
Here he is at the dentist. His intentions are apparent.
Posted by: lil rascal | May 23, 2008 at 01:22 PM
Why else do you go to Wal Mart? Oh, right the optometrist.
Posted by: Morris Les | May 23, 2008 at 01:29 PM
he is also facing charges of incisor trading.
Posted by: packsaddle | May 23, 2008 at 01:29 PM
and to have your nails done....sexual assualt is third.
Posted by: Morris Les | May 23, 2008 at 01:31 PM
*snork* @ packsaddle!
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | May 23, 2008 at 01:37 PM
If this was an episode of "24", he'd be the inevitable molar...
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 23, 2008 at 01:51 PM
he was confused by the name lovejoy walmart
what what, in my butt?
Posted by: chaz | May 23, 2008 at 01:57 PM
"REST EASY, WOMEN OF CLAYTON COUNTY"
Close call with that comma.
Posted by: mike | May 23, 2008 at 01:58 PM
Snork at mike!
Posted by: Cat R | May 23, 2008 at 02:28 PM
I smell a dare or a lost bet.
Posted by: Holly | May 23, 2008 at 04:31 PM
OUTRAGEOUS! Or, as we say in U K, CHEEKY!
Posted by: Ednausean | May 23, 2008 at 09:38 PM
Detective DICKens ???
Posted by: Jazzzz | May 24, 2008 at 08:51 AM